1/1/8
New Year, Parishioners,
is, for me, the saddest time of year…
I become *SO ENRAGED*
with the luvvey pissweak nostalgia
for a year that has served nothing but SHIT
but is celebrated by the media as diamonds…
AND how much of MY FUCKING MONEY
did I have to pay for those fucking pissweak crackers?!
THIS YEAR
however
sgwan be FANTASTIC!
I wish the same for y’all -
Blessings!
Le Rev Dr
29/12/07
Friends, Parishioners,
is on summer TV
every night at 7 o’clock
on channel 10.
It’s amazing -
Ross is less wussy
(& he has a 2nd gen Asian girlfriend who looks a little like Karen O!)
Chandler is less punchable
(but you still wanna punch him…)
Monica is sexier & has a far nicer bod
Rachael has less stupid hair & has a far nicer bod
Joey is younger & more believably stoopid
the scripts are heaps better
and Phoebe?
Phoebe is still perfect!
Oh,
your forgiveness appreciated, Parishioners…
I am very keen, Parishioners,
to begin again in 2008.
I shall buy new shoes,
stereos for both Ponies
Art becomes more personal if you let yourself become involved.
WHAT???
Exposing her inner self through art exhibitions could conflict with the success of MythBusters
Some of her preferred sculpting materials are polymer clay, various found objects, acrylic gouache, wood and metals.
Karen O has been noted for her sense of fashion, wearing over-the-top outfits made by her friend, fashion designer Christian Joy [what a beautiful name!]
She made a brief appearance in an episode of “Dharma and Greg“
She had her breasts plaster-casted by Cynthia Plaster Caster in 2003. She won Spin Magazine’s Sex Goddess Award in both 2004 and 2005. [is that all?] In 2006 she was named one of rock’s hottest women by Blender. In 2007 Karen placed #3 on Spinner.com’s Women Who Rock Right Now. [and Mia Dyson?]
Missy Suicide: Hi, how are you?Karen O: Good, how are you?
Need more incentive, Parishioners?
People who like Karen O also like Unkle Bob
WHAT?
This gets serious now, Parishioners!
The K.O. At Home Demo Leak
On December 10, 2006, a home-recorded album titled KO at Home was leaked via an invite-only bittorrent tracking site [which?] The album, originally a personal gift to Dave Sitek of the NYC band TV on the Radio, was discovered inside a suitcase Sitek left behind in a New York City apartment. The disc’s 14 tracks and scan of the cover — a photograph of Karen O with a poem written by Oscar Wilde on the back — quickly spread. The music news site stereogum.com broke the story of the leak the following morning and continued their coverage when Sitek lashed out at the fan who leaked the demos.Eventually Sitek followed up his comments with an apology letter. Karen O’s response to the leak was “shit happens” and although she was somewhat “grossed out,” she offered advice on which of the mp3s she liked the best, namely the tracks “Pumpkin” and “Snakes and Worms“. The demos are still floating around online.
Jesu, the more I discover about her
the more imaginary she becomes – I want one!
Can anyone help?
Blessings in advance
Le Rev Dr
13/12/07
We recently paid tribute to Mr Norman Mailer, Parishioners.
He was a man of Great Accomplishments
But I recently ran across this;
in the most entertaining Sternzine
(Sterne is a nun suit painted on some old boxes)
Norm, it seems,
is a bit of a thrillseeker…
and has Won! The Bad Sex Award!
His mouth lathered with her sap, he turned around and embraced her face with all the passion of his own lips and face, ready at last to grind into her with the Hound, drive it into her piety 
Norman Mailer, The Castle in the Forest
Actress, rock star and author Courtney Love stylishly presented the award
Reminds me of Gravity’s Rainbow
(you know what I’m talkan ’bout)
and the current meme
Two Girls & a Cup…
I was just watching SBS, Parishioners,
and this Ewan McGregor movie comes on.
He says something like
“with her petticoat gathered around her
she floated like a rose upon the sea“
Isn’t that beautiful?
27/11/7
Fucking Drunk Willie broke it -
we can’t do anything until it’s fixed -
we’re fucked.
Witness The Fall of Society
My name is Keith Wigdor and I am being harrassed by an anonymous user who created this article on your site,
I am not the author of the above article. Can you please help me and remove the above abuse from your site. I am vewy upset and I ask that you please use your website’s administrative tools to warn and ban the user from ever doing this again.
Please help me dry my tears. I am vewy, vewy distraught about all of this.
thankyou,
Keith Wigdor surrealist
James Fallows warns of The Apocalypse
Countdown to a Meltdown
January 20, 2016, Master Strategy Memo
Subject: The Coming Year—and Beyond
Sir:
It is time to think carefully about the next year. Our position is uniquely promising—and uniquely difficult.
James Fallows, a national correspondent for The Atlantic, has written three cover stories on U.S. foreign policy and Iraq: “Bush’s Lost Year” (October 2004), “Blind Into Baghdad” (January/February 2004), and “The Fifty-first State?” (November 2002).
Evil Pony Girl is *definitely* Not Safe For Work
“I want your shoes and your jacket and your little horns!” shouts Fucking Drunk Willie
25-11-7
Apparently, Parishioners,
Pony Smith is a *Real Person*!!!
In 1860-1870, settlers coming west for the gold rush made their camps in and around the area that was to become Pony. According to local legend, in a fit of pique, the saloon drummer Tecumseh “Pony” Smith hurled his sticks into a patch of wild strawberries. Later, while retrieving his sticks, he discovered gold.
Tecumseh “Pony” Smith acquired his nickname due to his small stature. Ponytown, the current assignment of Le Rev Dr, is a long, long way from Montana. Pony was once called by the Madisonian “the metropolis of the thousand”. Pony is an old town; even before the Alder Gulch resonant snare discoveries Smith had built a cabin on the stream that was to be called Pony Creek and was going hard with some avant-placer drumming.
Several generations along, Steve “Pony” Smith carries on this fine tradition, which has culminated in the development of the Yamaha Pony Smith™ series drums, ‘pon which he has pounded since 1976. Pony himself is known for using the Pony Smith Yamaha Recording Custom™ drums, but also favours the Pony Smith Birch Custom Absolute™ toms and a Pony Smith maple bass drum. He also belts and praises Pony Smith signature snare drum models which, in a nod to tradition, incorporate some of the innovative features of the original Alder Gulch resonating snares. He is, however, most well known for using a chrome-over-brass, Pony Smith Ludwig Supraphonic Super Snappeur™ snare in conjunction with a Soviet-era bootleg Big Muff distortion pedal.
This unique sound may be heard on the magnificent Short Gay Man Power anthem “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover“, a Paul Simon classic. According to Legend, Pony Smith instigated, indulged in, and then copyrighted the very idea of throwing two large tom-toms on the floor, and then naming them “floor toms“. [see Reference 3] Pony Smith also uses his own signature Pony Smith series Zildjian K Pony Smith Custom Pony Smith Session cymbals™
Pony Smith also rocks the signature Vic Firth/ Pony Smith splitsticks™ with his Pony Smith signature on exactly one half of each. These sticks are very light, thin, black and “normal”; with Pony Smith™ colored-wood on the tips. There is also an almost identical Pony Smith model (lacking the signature of Vic Firth on the other side) with Pony Smith™ nylon tips. The Pony Smith™ stick is also slightly shorter than the American Classic® 5A, and is distinguished by a Pony Smith™ barrel tip for improved recording sound. It is 15 3/4″ long and the diameter is .550″. (inches, ‘Tish)
Along with having his own Pony Smith™ signature stick, he also has his own Pony Smith™ signature brushes. These Pony Smith™ brushes are intended to solve the problem of wire brushes snagging on the new specialty goathide drumheads by slightly angling the wires in the top 3/4″ of the playing end. Laboratory tests show that the Pony Smith™ wires glide across the head, allowing a smoother sweep and a velvety, more goaty, swish sound. This innovation has been enthusiastically embraced by the musical community and may be enjoyed on releases from a diverse variety of artists including Prince, Kenny Loggins, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan and Michael Buble.
• As a young boy in the 1950s, Pony Smith played the drums as a guest star on the Mickey Mouse Show.
• Pony Smith is credited by Paul Simon for creating the unique rhythm of “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover“.
• Pony Smith is the drummer on Van McCoy’s “The Hustle” and is widely acknowledged to have created the “disco beat.”
• Pony Smith is of Sicilian American descent.
‘Tis a shame he & Keith couldn’t get together to compare notes…
Today, Pony is a place of beauty and solitude, known for it’s magnificent views, excellent hunting and it’s infinite mountain trails and alpine lakes. The rhythm is good, the beats are frantic, and don’t be surprised if Dave Grohl drops by for a visit! Much has changed over the years, yet the feeling of bygone days remains. The one remaining business in town is the old saloon, now better known as the world famous Pony Bar, noted for it’s inclusion by both Playboy magazine and Men’s Journal as “one of the best bars” in America.
