Pony Tales Part the Fifth

27/5/8
A *most* enjoyable weekend, Parishioners!

I’m over the dysentery,
my back is returning to functionality
but I still feel dizzy every time I stand…

Saturday was a “normal” Saturday -
listened to the radio (Radio National), rose late,

had coffee & muesli,
listened to the radio,
went down to see my guys at the barbershop,
returned to The Rectory

and listened to the radio (The Departure Lounge on 2SER) for the rest of the day.

poor sick Pony...

Now, White Pony came out in sympathy while I was ill.

Upon recovering, I jumped in to drive to work
turned the key
and –

the dreaded

nothing

DAMMIT!

Alternator doesn’t work.
Battery doesn’t charge.
Runs flat in *days*

SO I took Red Pony to work for a week
while I healed – a bit.

Finally, when I thought I was up to it
I called Brother T.

Waal;
he arrived unannounced on Sunday morning
and by the time I was outta the shower
he had the battery changed & White Pony was purring (or whatever ponies do)

We dropped White Pony off at his place,
put two batteries on to charge,
then out to change the mags on his mum’s car.

The new ones didn’t fit
but he arranged fixing up a few little thangs on the VR the next day.

Back to Brother T’s – getting outta bed at 8:30 on a Sunday really gives one a *lotta* time in one’s day!

    We
    put new locks in all ’round (NONE of the previous ones worked)
    greased the window winders
    taped up the inside of the doors
    fixed the rear window-wiper water supply
    fixed the internal airflow distributor (or whatever it’s called)
    put in a radio/CD player (YAY!)
    checked all the fuses
    replaced the headlight globes (highbeams – YAY!)
    and put in a reasonably charged battery.

driving happy White Pony in the woods, listening to Dave Graney

That was Sunday – Wednesday morning the battery wasn’t *dead* flat –
but it wouldn’t turn the engine over.
Alternator is fucked.

That’s the job for *this* Saturday.

Here’s me with no job
throwing all this money at The Ponies…

Ah, I trust that
if I am true to my heart
The Gods shall provide.

Bless you Brother T!

Man’s Inhumanity to Man

4/5/8

Top 10 Evil Human Experiments

[WARNING] This list contains descriptions and images of human experimentation which may cause offense to some readers. Human experimentation and research ethics evolved over time. On occasion, the subjects of human experimentation have been prisoners, slaves, or even family members.

This is a list of the 10 most evil and unethical experiments carried out on humans.

Wounds inflicted on the subjects were infected with bacteria such as Streptococcus, gas gangrene, and tetanus. Circulation of blood was interrupted by tying off blood vessels at both ends of the wound to create a condition similar to that of a battlefield wound. Infection was aggravated by forcing wood shavings and ground glass into the wounds.

jeff Goldblum went to Stanford

Our Dark Hearts: The Stanford Prison Experiment

The idea was simple: to see how ordinary men, chosen to be the most healthy and ‘normal’ would respond to a radical change to their normal roles in life. Half were to become prison guards, the other half their prisoners. In this experiment there were no half-measures, for it to be effective it had to closely approximate the real experience of prisoners and guards. These participants were in for the ride of their lives.

‘Prisoners’ were ‘arrested’ by a police car with sirens wailing while they were out going about their everyday business. Then they were fingerprinted, blindfolded and put in a cell, then stripped naked, searched, deloused, heads shaved, given a uniform, a number and had a chain placed around one foot.

The other participants were made into guards who wore uniforms and were given clubs. A prison was mocked up in the basement of a Stanford University building.

And so the experiment began.

Prisoner #8612 began suffering from acute emotional disturbance, disorganized thinking, uncontrollable crying, and rage

Prisoners and guards rapidly adapted to their roles, stepping beyond the boundaries of what had been predicted and leading to dangerous and psychologically damaging situations. One-third of the guards were judged to have exhibited “genuine” sadistic tendencies, while many prisoners were emotionally traumatized and two had to be removed from the experiment early.

Prisoners coped with their feelings of frustration and powerlessness in a variety of ways. At first, some prisoners rebelled or fought with the guards. Four prisoners reacted by breaking down emotionally as a way to escape the situation. One prisoner developed a psychosomatic rash over his entire body when he learned that his parole request had been turned down. Others tried to cope by being good prisoners, doing everything the guards wanted them to do.

By the end of the study, the prisoners were disintegrated, both as a group and as individuals. There was no longer any group unity; just a bunch of isolated individuals hanging on, much like prisoners of war or hospitalized mental patients. The guards had won total control of the prison, and they commanded the blind obedience

There is a slideshow on the homepage

many more pictures avaliable on the homepage

I am also quite fond of the Milgram Experiment!

The “teacher” was given a 45-volt electric shock from the electro-shock generator as a sample of the shock that the “learner” would supposedly receive during the experiment. The teacher was then given a list of word pairs which he was to teach the learner. The teacher began by reading the list of word pairs to the learner. The teacher would then read the first word of each pair and read four possible answers. If the answer was incorrect, the teacher would administer a shock to the learner, with the voltage increasing for each wrong answer.

The “teachers” believed that for each wrong answer, the learner was receiving actual shocks. After the confederate was separated from the subject, the confederate set up a tape recorder integrated with the electro-shock generator, which played pre-recorded sounds for each shock level. After a number of voltage level increases, the actor started to bang on the wall that separated him from the subject. After several times banging on the wall and complaining about his heart condition, all responses by the learner would cease.

Some test subjects paused at 135 volts and began to question the purpose of the experiment. Most continued after being assured that they would not be held responsible. A few subjects began to laugh nervously or exhibit other signs of extreme stress once they heard the screams of pain coming from the learner.

If at any time the subject indicated his desire to halt the experiment, he was given a succession of verbal prods by the experimenter, in this order:

    1. Please continue.

    2. The experiment requires that you continue.

    3. It is absolutely essential that you continue.

    4. You have no other choice, you must go on.

If the subject still wished to stop after all four successive verbal prods, the experiment was halted. Otherwise, it was halted after the subject had given the maximum 450-volt shock three times in succession

hook me up!

THIS, however, is absolutely sickening!

A Hoax Most Cruel – October 9, 2005

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Vale John Cagher

28/3/8

Another Good Soul has left this earth, Parishioners. John Cargher, the power behind the remarkable Singers of Renown, passed away at his home in Melbourne on Wednesday on April 30th, four days after the broadcast of the final edition of Singers of Renown.

I must apologise for my tardiness – however, sadly, it doesn’t seem that much fuss was made at all…

in opera, operetta & song

His retirement was noted here: So long John Cargher, Sunday, April 20, 2008

I’m not an opera buff, but for many years I’ve had Singers of Renown on in the background on Saturdays at 4 pm as I’ve worked, and doing so has improved my understanding of that rather arcane art form. The presenter is a mine of information on the genre, and he can make even a philistine such as I appreciate it.

Gravel-voiced John Cargher, who has presented the radio program each week for 42 years, is retiring this week but was too ill to record the show. Good luck to him in his retirement, and I dips me lid for what he’s given many people for so long. So long.

He has notched up records for the longest-running radio program by a single presenter, and on December 10 (this was 2005!) he will reach another milestone, when he broadcasts for the 2000th time.

His passion for music began when he was a teenager, earning 15 shillings a week and living on ham rolls. They cost threepence if he went without butter. With the little left over he went to the cinema, paying ninepence to sit in the front stalls. Someone told him that he could get in to see the Sadler’s Wells Opera for sixpence. He did, and was transfixed.

the hair withstood the test of time

Pinchas Cargher AM, known professionally as John Cargher (24 January 1919 – 30 April 2008), was a British-born Australian music and ballet journalist and radio broadcaster. He was born in the Cockney area of London to a Jewish rabbinical family.

His many occupations included: aircraftman, art dealer, art exhibition organiser, assistant cameraman (films), author, ballet administrator, broadcaster, building designer, comedy writer, compere, concert promoter and manager, critic, diamond merchant, impresario, intimate revue pioneer, journalist, lecturer, mechanical engineer, opera producer, photographer, radio programmer, record producer, record retailer, recorded books reader, schools administrator, television presenter, theatre manager, theatrical agent, toolmaker and turner-fitter.

John Cargher has presented Singers of Renown on ABC Radio National since 1966. The program began on 17 April 1966 as a 13-week series on 774 ABC Melbourne (formerly 3LO), but such was its popularity that the program was transferred to the national network ten weeks later. Currently broadcast Saturdays at 4pm, repeated Sundays at 6am. Cargher also broadcast a general classical music program “Music for Pleasure” on ABC Radio between 1967 and 1996.

I can see a Go Betweens CD!

The program’s opening and closing theme is ‘Ho sognato una cassetta‘from Puccini’s one-act opera Il tabarro. It features Renata Tebaldi and Mario del Monaco

He was our very own Karl Haas

The Fourth Reich

This, Parishioners, is quite bizarre:

Zimbabwe rolls out $500 million bill

With no apparent sense of their own absurdity, Zimbabwe’s central bank has issued a new bill worth 500 million Zimbabwe dollars to ease cash shortages. This follows the Z$250 million bill (pictured) that they issued last week. Prices for goods now double every week as the country braces for a runoff in what has already been a bloody and controversial presidential election.

Here’s the previous contender:

two hundred and fifty million - and counting!

Published in:  on May 19, 2008 at 11:54 AM Comments (2)

It’s All Your Fault!

18/5/8

Forgive the hiatus, Parishioners,
we have been gravely ill.

grâce á your prayers, however,
we are on the mend.

Much time was given over to Reflection – which is never a Bad Thang –
and we rejoin Life
filled with the joi of Lazarus.

One of the chores of returning to work after a prolonged absence, however,
is trawling through one thousand emails…

Nonetheless, I was quite pleased to find this:

    1. You are miserable.
    2. You don’t know why.
    3. But actually, you really do know why.
    4. It’s because, deep down, face it, you’re a fucking coward.
    5. But cheer up, it’s not too late.
    6. If only you would take responsibility for your life.
    7. This is my rifle and this is my gun.
    8. God grant you the wisdom to know the difference.
    9. But in your pride, you have turned away from the Great Spirit, Wakan Tanka – from the Jewel in the Lotus to the babe in the Porsche – and so, my friend…
    10. It’s all your fault!

So I resolve to double & redouble my efforts, Parishioners,

and to Be A Better Parson™

The mail came from Br Christopher Locke –

the man *loves* the book!

proprietor of Mystic Bourgeousie

Chief Blogging Officer

and Entropy Gradient Reversals

taking the piss

and an author of The Cluetrain Manifesto

A single paragraph summarises the essential position taken by the writers:

“A powerful global conversation has begun. Through the Internet, people are discovering and inventing new ways to share relevant knowledge with blinding speed. As a direct result, markets are getting smarter – and getting smarter faster than most companies.”

The 95 Theses of The Cluetrain Manifesto may be found here:

The Cluetrain Manifesto

I greatly admire his vitriol and persistence!