The World’s Greatest Album Covers

Yet another site featuring amusing album covers, Parishioners.

Seargent Pecker!

“Unfinished Music No. 1: Two Virgins” John and Yoko Apple Records 1968

With all due respect, this is a true cultural touchstone. Imagine, 40 years ago, the leader of the most famous musical group in the world and one of the leading social, political and creative voices of his generation releasing an album with a cover of himself and his new girlfriend posing for a full-frontal nude . The Beatles had the freedom to do whatever they wanted and the whole world was watching. (This was just the second record released on their own Apple label after George Harrison’s solo Wonderwall soundtrack.) With this radical “artistic” statement, (looped bits and pieces of music and conversation recorded one night prior to John and Yoko “consummating” their relationship), the Beatles of old were clearly no more. Perhaps it took this kind of “up yours” statement to tear himself from the group and his public image and begin his journey as a solo artist. The response to it, and Yoko, from the press and the fans was vitriolic and unkind.

*OUR* New House

In *OUR* New House

I want one Helen Mirren

and one Sophie

and one Lee Sayles

and a pile of fresh pillows

FUCK YOU – WHY CAN’T I HAVE A PARA BREAK HERE???

in every room.

Why can’t I find a picture of her?

(I am watching her fight with bitchy Greer on TV)

One Man Laughing

12/8/8

There is Only One Man, Parishioners,

who might possibly know these thangs;

I’m afraid
he’s from Varcelona…

Here we go:

who is the bass player from

Styx
Toto
Journey
Foreigner
Chicago (better not be Peter Cetera – the only one I know -
and only because I make a joke of his name…)

tyler-just-tyler - MISTER TYLER to you

Van Halen
The Charley Daniels Band
The Prince Band
Europe
Heart
Cars
J. Geils Band
Air Supply
The Band Band
The Ray Liotta Band
The Elton John Band (I cannot listen to Daniel without lighting something)
Mister Children
Moving Pictures
The Gary Neuman Band
The ‘NSync Band (& cetera – STOP THIS NOW!!!)
Ultravox
The Warren Zevon Band (bonus points!)
Talk Talk
Magic Dirt (sorry, ‘Lita…)
Little River Band
Tears For Fears
Atomic Kitten Band (OH – Spice Gurls!)

As you know, I’m androgynous. I can wear a jacket that most guys wouldn’t put on. But you make it in guys’ sizes, and suddenly they’re wearing them. I think styles should get back to getting people to wear things that look so good that they don’t care.

Every life has a measure of sorrow, and sometimes this is what awakens us.

Y’all know who that is…

Blessings, Chilluns,

Le Rev Dr

My Go Bag

11/8/8

What a day, Parishioners -
I went to Melbourne!

An interview for a position in a New Parish!

All in all, a 14h day.

You may recall, Parishioneristas,
that I went down
to Melbourne Town.

It turns out that things turned out pretty well!

I am moving down
to Melbourne Town!

I must tell, however,
of My Go Bag.

I panicked for *DAYS* over this trip -
perhaps the most important interview o’ my life -

I spent at least seven days
preparing for this.

I knew EVERYTHING about the company
I knew EVERYTHING about the Directors and the Interviewers.

I prepared well.

I wore My Magic Suit.
ceci n\'est ce pas un bag
My Go Bag contained:

Minties (5)
Fisherman’s Friend Lozenges (some)
Band-Aids (4)
Sexy Harry Potter specs
(I wore my sexy sepia sunglasses)
[ & took out my Pirate earring]
red hankerchieif
eye drops (very useful!)
black pens (2)
red pen
blue pen
new black folder (+ documents)
codeine (4)
analgesic/calmative (1 bottle)
[nail file removed due to Nazi airline policies]
lip balm
ear plugs (2 only)
chewing gum (2 tablets)
cortisone cream
apples (2)
muffins (2- almonds & stuff – thank you Br T)

that’s about it.

Blessings,

Le Rev Dr

The God Particle

The Large Hadron Collider is nearly set to begin its first particle beam tests.

Here is a collection of photographs from CERN, showing various stages of completion of the LHC and several of its larger experiments – some over seven stories tall – over the past several years.

little red scooter

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