All The Goo Stuff Happans Round at Lou’s

It’s true,

Parishioners,

it’s true…

Published in: on December 28, 2008 at 11:24 AM Leave a Comment

A Howl, A Shout, A Whoosh, An Abacus and whyisthereapengiinhere?

My Great Brain

is playing

Chinese Whispers on me

All I wanted to say

was that

Catwoman and Art Blakey

(c’mon; you know it wasn’t Art Blakey)

have just been died -

FUCK ME – NOONE ASKED ME!

I AM GIVING THEM A COCKTAIL PARTY

AND ***WASHING THE SPIDERS OUT OF THE CHAIRS***

There shall be Campari

and, perhaps,

karaoke…

The Diaphanous has done the lawn (wha?!),

The Mikeitashinous has Inspired Me Immensely

I has found the Dave Graney CDs

BUT STILL CANNOT FIND

TEH MNAGIFISENSES -

bondi tsunami

(wait ’til you see the rock…)

Published in: on December 25, 2008 at 11:37 PM Leave a Comment

Cojones

Quick one, Parishioners.

Found this on BoingBoing

I became incredibly aroused and felt a real charge of positive energy

If I had to choose one recipe from my book and recommend it to someone who’s eating testicle meat for the first time it would have to be Erovic Style Goulash with Stallion or Bulls Testicles. This is because Stallion and Bulls testicles are the tastiest, and the combination of flavours works best with the testicle meat. It also happens to be my favourite recipe, which I created myself!

and just happened to be looking at this

CHAP IV.

Of the Bever.

THAT a Bever to escape the Hunter, bites off his testicles or stones, is a Tenet very ancient; and hath had thereby advantage of propagation. For the same we find in the Hieroglyphicks of the Egyptians[,] in the Apologue of Æsop, an Author of great Antiquity, who lived in the beginning of the Persian Monarchy, and in the time of Cyrus: the same is touched by Aristotle in his Ethicks, but seriously delivered by Ælian, Pliny, and Solinus

If therefore any affirm a wise man should demean himself like the Bever, who to escape with his life, contemneth the loss of his genitals, that is in case of extremity, not strictly to endeavour the preservation of all, but to sit down in the enjoyment of the greater good, though with the detriment and hazard of the lesser: we may hereby apprehend a real and useful Truth.

also from BoingBoing.

the testicles are defined by their office

Blessem!

Le Rev Dr

Cleanliness... Godliness... etc

The Great Eskimo Vocabulary Hoax

7/12/8

The Legendary Wikipedia Contrail, Parishioners,
tracks me here.

I now present The Great Eskimo Vocabulary Hoax!
You know all that stuff about Eskimos having 200 words for snow?
Urban Legend…

Reminded of Eskimaux, I must now mention The Savage Innocents

savage, sensational drama

Also Known As:
Dents du Diable, Les (France) (that’s French, ‘Tish)
Ombre Bianche (Italy)
Top of the World (USA) (working title)

let me tell you this...

I am dead sure I have lauded Zorba Quinn in this site –

but cannot for the life of me find him!
(Blessings for anyone who can track him down…)

You were sleeping, English...

Interestingly,

The Great Peter O’Toole
played a Mountie (pun intended)
got dubbed over
asked to be removed from the credits
then made friends with Our Favourite Chihuahuan
who played Auda Abu Tayi in Lawrence of Arabia!

Diminutive, graceful, porcelain pretty Japanese actress Yoko Tani was born and raised in France and was making a living as a Parisienne dancer when opportunities for film came her way in the mid-1950s.

Parisienne, 'Tish...

‘Tis indeed A Small Whirl, Parishioners…

The Full Catastrophe

Blessings,

Le Rev Dr

Inuk and Asiak

Helicopter Experts – Update

Parishioners may be familiar with the raging debate
concerning helicopters
and holes in Gods Good Earth;
as archived here.

A BoingBoing article suggests an update:

moments later the helicopter may be a heap of scrap

The concept of ground resonance

is explained here, Parishioners.

Bless our fallen.

Le Rev Dr