Concerning Le Rev Dr

Chillan in Le Refectory

Le Révérend Docteur

  • dances beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free
  • already rues the day he was born
  • knows, pretty much, how it feels
  • once kissed (the living, pre-Princess) Lady Di
  • likes to imagine he can photosynthesise
  • holds the greatest admiration for Mr Robert Forster
  • takes it where he can get it
  • offtimes prefers the former to the latter
  • hears motion
  • hasn’t seen ya in an age…
  • doesn’t like to touch
  • has yet to consult the I Ching
  • loves to ride The Pony
  • likes to talk of Lorraine; always back to Lorraine…
  • values Life in all its manifestations
  • *LOVES* bloons! and wants to squeeze thems longtime!
  • has just discovered helicopter parents, type-A parents and overscheduled kids. There is more to come from this, Parishioners, ’tis a sad and powerful tale
  • dreams of Las Vegas, pinky rings and prostate cancer
  • has learned The Secret of The Lift!
  • agrees there ought to be a prison for dudes who think they can make some happiness in this life…
  • agrees that beer in the car, dude, is Total Sammy Hagar!
  • wants a pile of fresh pillows in every room
  • is as lost as plankton…
  • has Endurance!
  • continues La Lucha!
  • mustn’t forget the gonzo paranoia brought on by Hunter S. Thompson in the ’70s, when anything was everything
  • prefers the *larger* winged elephants; Intelligence, Patience, Learning and Courage
  • remains gracious even in the face of his ghosts
  • sure as Hell can walk down a mustang
  • admires the depth and reach of the commonplace
  • longs for a click of the sticks, a roll of the toms and a “Hello Bangkok!”
  • is a little unsure about Demosthenes…
  • does not dress “properly”, does not act “dignified”, rarely smiles – but is unfailingly polite
  • has never, to his knowledge, been struck by lightning

and may be contacted at

lerthe garbageevdrthe garbagegmthe garbageailthe garbagecothe garbagem

- omitting the garbage and inserting the correct symbols, of course…

Please include “Private Epistle” in the subject line.

Blessings,

Le Rev Dr

Published on May 10, 2007 at 12:03 PM Comments (5)

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5 Comments

  1. :)

  2. Hi-Ho, Le Rev Dr, it’s me, Keith Wigdor!!! I just LOVE your blog and like how you visit old liquor stores to find those special old bottles of stuff to drink. I like to do the SAME THING in Fire Island where I party on the weekends with my cowboy friends. My favorite is to go to a party and to stick my head in the punchbowl and get drunk that way.

    Please send me some money:

    http://www.surrealismnow.com/pleasedonate.html

    Thankyou,
    Keith Wigdor, Surrealist

  3. Dr Le Rev,
    I also forgot to mention that I’ve got art for sale, which you should encourage all your rich friends to buy:
    http://www.surrealismnow.com/artforsale.html
    I made this art by cutting out pictures from national geographic magazines and then pasting them on white paper that I stole from my dayjob at Kinko’s. As you can see, I am Midas, in that I can take paper that’s worth less than a penny, and spin it into thousands of dollars.

    Please support my cause! Please make me vewy, vewy rich! SURREALISM NOW!!!

    Love,
    Keith Wigdor, surrealish

  4. My brother Keith is an idiot-savant! SURREALISM NOW!

    http://www.surrealismnow.com/invitationtoexhibit.html

    Join SurrealismNOW today! It only costs $100 for lifetime membership.

  5. Dear Brother Wigdor,

    I, too, am a Great Admirer of National Geographic magazine and admire your Enterprise but cannot condone Theft -(Commandment #8).

    Nonetheless, I would be pleased to view (and, perhaps, exhibit) some of your “surrealist” works.

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr


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