The Fall of Society

27/11/7

Fucking Drunk Willie broke it –

we can’t do anything until it’s fixed –

we’re fucked.

he didn’t hold it; he just *broke* it

Witness The Fall of Society

My name is Keith Wigdor and I am being harrassed by an anonymous user who created this article on your site,

I am not the author of the above article. Can you please help me and remove the above abuse from your site. I am vewy upset and I ask that you please use your website’s administrative tools to warn and ban the user from ever doing this again.

Please help me dry my tears. I am vewy, vewy distraught about all of this.

thankyou,
Keith Wigdor surrealist

Rogers; Kenny Rogers...

James Fallows warns of The Apocalypse

Countdown to a Meltdown
January 20, 2016, Master Strategy Memo
Subject: The Coming Year—and Beyond

Sir:
It is time to think carefully about the next year. Our position is uniquely promising—and uniquely difficult.

the roof is on fire

James Fallows, a national correspondent for The Atlantic, has written three cover stories on U.S. foreign policy and Iraq: “Bush’s Lost Year” (October 2004), “Blind Into Baghdad” (January/February 2004), and “The Fifty-first State?” (November 2002).

Evil Pony Girl is *definitely* Not Safe For Work

I want your shoes and your jacket and your little horns!” shouts Fucking Drunk Willie

greedy, drunken Willy…

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  1. Hello, my name is Keith Wigdor, and I am the destroyer of Logic. I also want to invade your mind. Please stop posting this slanderous stuff on your blog about me, because I’ve already been humiliated for being caught with lightbulb stuck in my hiney.

    thankyou, KEITH WIGDOR, surrealish

    http://www.surrealismnow.com

  2. Oh, I forgot to mention: there is going to be a $5 poster sale at http://www.surrealismnow.com

    thanks,
    Keith Wigdor, surrealish

  3. Keith Wigdor (born 10 August, 1965) is a United States-born artist inspired by surrealism. Wigdor has been criticised and loathed by all genuine surrealists. However, in his Surrealism in 2004 manifesto “on the direction of the surrealist movement in 2004″[1] he writes “There are no leaders here, except for me” [sic] with the intention to challenge those who claim to speak on behalf of surrealism and the surrealist movement as indicated in his manifesto. Despite the empty bravado, Wigdor has nothing much to say.

    Wigdor was lead judge for the, “Williamsburg’s Second International Surrealist Film Festival” [2]held at the Williamsburg Art and Historical Center in Brooklyn, New York on October 8 and 9, 2004. During the event he sat on Terrence Lindall’s lap and drank pink champagne.

    Wigdor has worked half-heartedly in digital art and made rather bland photomontages, collages, oil paintings and automatic drawings in ink. He says there are thousands of these works, but as of yet only a few dozen have been exhibited, casting significant doubt regarding Wigdor’s claims.

    As a performance artist, Wigdor has an extensive lightbulb collection.

  4. WHY are the comments FUCKED!?!

    I’ll get you, Wigdor!

  5. Brethren, Sestren,

    look what I found!

    This gallery features photos of the elusive species of Thike, Thiculatus dorwiggicus

    And I found this!
    Keith Wigdor is WikiUser:Bonfireofvanity

    You might also like to visit Usenet

    Group or Terms: wigdor
    Too many results returned. Displaying top 50 matches. Try using a more exact search term.

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

  6. http://newjersey.indymedia.org/en/2008/03/21091.shtml

    KEITH WIGDOR BONKED DEAD BY GORILLA-THIKES!!!

    Keith Wigdor of 8 Evelyn Place, Staten Island, New York, was found dead this morning on the street right outside of his apartment building. Apparently he had been bonked to death by a troupe of gorilla Thikes who had been rampaging the neighborhood, looking for fat female Thikes to ravish and rape. The position of Wigdor’s body suggested to authorities that the victim had attempted to flee the attack, but apparently his efforts had been futile, as his body, especially his 325 lb. buttocks, had been fatally crushed by the full weight of what most likely had been an 800 lb. THIKE who had succeeded in mating with Wigdor.

    Mr. Wigdor’s neighbors lit fireworks and had a block party to celebrate, because Keith R. Wigdor had purportedly been a terrible neighbor who smelled bad and ate too many unhealthy things, leading to a poor state of mental health. His malicious, egotistic, napoleonic demeanor had turned off so many of his neighbors to the extent that numerous police reports had been filed regarding Wigdor’s alleged misdeeds, which included some possibly pedophillic harassment episodes involving preteen neighbors who lived in an adjacent apartment.

    Hazmat crews took five hours to remove Wigdor’s fat, flabby, ugly body from the sidewalk pavement, and the area has since been sterilized, so as to rid the neighborhood of Wigdor’s contaminating filth. “One more rat’s nest removed,” said the Mayor Bloomberg of NYC, “and one less moron in the Big Apple.”
    Today there is one less gorilla thike in the civilized world.

    PIERRE TALLEY, do you have any thoughts for us on this very important matter?

    N0SPAM.info@www.nyc.gov

  7. I completely agree!

    http://www.surrealismnow.com/artforsale.html

  8. I must admit I am a moron !!!!!

  9. Hi-Ho, yes you are, Keith!

  10. This stuff is very funny. I even put my website as a link. what the hell. I think I am the leader of Surrealism thats a hoot.
    Have fun reading. KW.

  11. ‘Tis a beautiful day, Parishioners –

    perfect for melting watches
    or setting giraffes on fire!

    Joy unto The Lord!

    Blessings to all; even Wigdors,

    Le Rev Dr

  12. Thankyou Reverend! By the way, how big is your package?

    thankyou,
    Keith Wigdor, surrealist
    http://www.surrealismnow.com

  13. It is not the size of the package, Brother Keith,
    ’tis the way it is delivered.

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

  14. Dear Reverend, then I’d like to have yours done as an overnight delivery, 1st class. Hi-Ho! VIVA EL SURREALISMO!!!!!

    KW

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  16. Hi ho,
    I am going to be SUPER, SUPER, SUPER busy the next two months, so the sooner artists get their entry fee payments in and send me their ZIPs with JPGs, I can set up the show’s gallery pages with ease and have it LIVE during the 1st week of August. Right now there are 17,5 committed artists to be in the show! Thats very impressive! :)
    The PayPal button is at the top of my forum as well, so the sooner you will sent your entry fee, the sooner you art is going to be featured on $urreali$m now !!!!
    thankyou,
    Keith Wigdor, surrealist
    http://www.surrealismnow.com
    Don’t forget to send your entry fee, the paypal button is on top of every page !

  17. hi keith,
    this is Ernie and Bert, your friends from staten island. we are so happy to be a part of your surrealism show — SURREALISM IN 2008. but we are also very happy to learn that you’ve been writing a new manifesto for next year: SURREALISM IN 2009. you are a very clever and highly original surrealist! too bad you weren’t part of the coimbra exibit. thankyou for reminding us that you’ve put a paypal button at the top of all your webpages. you are a very clever surrealist, keith! anne levin says hello, btw.

    love,
    ernie and bert, surrealist muses

  18. THE BIRTH OF KEITH WIGDOR!!!!!

  19. User talk:Infrogmation/Archive6 – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    The Keith Wigdor article was vandalised by the User IP, 81.155.213.5 (not I, Br Keith) who wrote at the end of the article, “wanker who wants to be a surrealist” and deleted …
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Infrogmation/Archive6 – 109k – Cached – Similar pages – Note this – History

    Please restore the deleted edits to Sang Chun Lee. This page can be rescued. Always check the “What links here” link before performing a speedy deletion. — Netoholic @ 05:06, 2004 Nov 8 (UTC)

    PS: thank you for reminding us that you’ve put a PayPal button at the top of all your webpages.

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

    PPS: Anne; get in touch – Keith is ill. In the interim, apply Weezer.

  20. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_checkuser/Case/Thikeboylove

    It’s true that Keith Wigdor is user:ThikeBoyLove. He is also the president of NAMBLA for the Staten Island chapter.

    Another article about Keith Wigdor, big head-tiny brain:

    http://newjersey.indymedia.org/en/2008/04/22363.shtml

  21. Hello Le Rev Dr,

    I completely agree with you that Keith has been very ill for the past several years. But we all love him very much and hope that some day he won’t have to live in the hospital anymore.

    Ann Levin, Staten Island art student

  22. http://nhindymedia.org/newswire/display/5927/index.php

    Hi Le Rev Dr, this is Ann Levin. I’d like to announce a special Keith Wigdor art exhibit, “Surrealism and Freedom”. You can even see what Keith looks like, by checking out the link I’ve provided!

    Keith Wigdor will be out of the special hospital long enough to put this exhibit into full swing! So please come by Keith’s staten island address @ 8 Evelyn Place during the month of August!

    Peace,
    Ann Levin

    http://nhindymedia.org/newswire/display/5927/index.php

  23. Here is all of my information:

    KEITH R WIGDOR
    8 EVELYN PL
    STATEN ISLAND, NY
    10305
    PHONE: (718) 727-0443
    BORN AUGUST 1963

  24. Plea$e follow the$e instruction$ to exhibit on $$$$$$$URREALI$$$$$M NOW!

    Plea$e $end me an introductory E-mail, telling me who you are, your URL and Re$ume, etc., and where el$e I can find your art online.
    Once I agree to exhibit you on $$$$$URREALI$$$$$M NOW! you will need to $end me a check or money order for $100, made out to KEITH WIGDOR.
    You can al$o make your payment via PAYPAL which i$ the ea$iest way to pay and get$ you on board much fa$ter!!! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!!
    The one-time payment fee of $100 for lifetime member$hip will give you an exclu$ive online exhibit with unlimited art upload$ for life, and unlimited online promotion for any of your show$, new$, etc. It$ very inexpen$ive and well worth it to exhibit among the be$t artist$ in the world, e$pecially along$ide many arti$t$ from The $ociety for the Art of the Imagination!!!!!! It$ well worth it to come on board to exhibit!!!!!!!!!!!

    Your$ in $$$$$$$urreali$$$$$$m and the Art$,
    Keith Wigdor, OWNER and WEBMA$TER
    $$$$$$$$$URREALI$$$$$$$M NOW!

  25. It has just been confirmed that a THIKE with unnatural power and intelligence has been terrorizing the people of New York City, especially in the Staten Island burrough. All businesses and public areas have been closed down, and all residents have been mandated to remain in their homes. This particular THIKE is strong enough to smash cars, break windows, and throw unusually difficult tempertantrums. The evil THIKE was recently observed admiring his own ugly reflection in a large mirror in a hair salon, drooling to itself about things like “sutrealism” and “insulation ass filters”. From the last report, the creature was headed towards the old twinkie factory in the industrial area. All residents are advised not to speak to this ugly abomination, and to lock all doors and windows. All male truckdrivers and construction workers need to be especially vigilant. God help us all.

  26. Dear Brother Wigdor, sometimes people come up to me and say, “Rev Dr, how is it that have created such an unrelenting output of awesome Aasvogel?”

    I have finally been authorized to share with you some of the unique facets of The Aasvogel Project that until now have been ritually restricted trade secrets.
    It all starts with Giant Robots – practically inexhaustible sources of raw Aasvogel. We attach them to special Aasvogel Siphons of our own design and pipe the yield directly into our gen-engineers’ development laboratories.
    Furthermore, Aasvogel Peripherals are lovingly crafted by a cellful of Ninjas equipped with ’57 Telecasters, and a Tamagoth.

    The crude Aasvogel is skillfully transformed by our engineers into powerful and convincing configurations, then carefully inspected and regulated according to a host of eldritch acronyms: SWAGs, PMQs, PRDs, and the ever-inspiring CFRRCs.
    Once a successful creation is stamped with the Seal of Acronymic Approval, it is subject to final endorsement by the mystical, ghost-like introvert Le Rev Dr.

    Finally, a highly trained team of Okinawan Box Monks put the new awesome Aasvogel into place, where it becomes available to the supplicant.

    Our rigorous Aasvogel Project Enforcement Policies and Magical Oversight have delivered unto you the most efficient Aasvogel development process of the world.

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

  27. Le Rev Dr, this is Keith Wigdor. WHY ARE YOU TELLING US ABOUT THESE ASSVOGELS??????? I AM THE LEADER OF ALL SURREALISTS, AND IN THE LAND OF IMAGINATION THERE ARE NO ASSVOGELS!!! THERE IS ONLY THE SUPREME SURREALISM, WHICH IS ME, KEITH WIGDOR!! And please remember that as the SUPREME SURREALIST, I welcome you all to participate in this great project and to The International Surrealist Movement of the 21st Century and Beyond!!!!!! VIVA LE WIGDOR!!!! VIVA EL $URREALI$MO!!!! Jesus loves you, Le Rev Dr!!!!!!!!

    Keith Wigdor, surrealist and gallery manager
    SurrealismNOW!

  28. I am somewhat disappointed, Brother Wigdor,

    that you have chosen not to support The Aasvogel Project

    I imagined that a Fellow Surrealist
    (& Agent Provocateur!)
    would appreciate our Endeavour.

    I am beginning to suspect that
    YOU ARE NOT A SURREALISTA!

    Jesu, I shall put this on the Front Page tomorrow, translate it into Portuguese
    and seek alternative opinions.

    Blessings, disappointedly,

    Your Humble Reverend Docteur

  29. Le Rev Dr.,
    HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF NOT BEING A SURREALIST!!! BOOGA BOOGA!!!! NOT ONLY AM I A SURREALIST, BUT I’M A FIRST-HOUR WEBSIST AS WELL. I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO BRING $URREALI$MO TO THE INTERNET, AND I’M THE ONE WHO WROTE THE ESSAY, ‘SURREALIST PHOTOMONTAGE AS A WEAPON OF ECSTASY’!!!!!!! I RULE, I AM THE LEADER OF THE SURREALIST MOVEMENT!!!!!! I AM ALSO ON VERY GOOD TERMS WITH TERRENCE LINDALL AT THE WAH CENTER IN NYC, WHICH IS A HAVEN FOR BRAVE DESTINY SURREALISM. I AM VERY, VERY IMPORTANT, AND SO IS MY WEBSITE. So please, sir, make a modest donation to my surrealismNOW site. There is a paypal button at the top of each page. It is through the generous donations of my patrons that I am able to survive. My dayjob at Kinko’s doesn’t even pay the rent, so I desperately need everyone’s handouts!!!
    VIVA LE WIGDOR!!!!

    Thankyou,
    Keith Wigdor, surrealist

  30. Dearest Br Eigdor,

    the bank business with Ralph Norris should be finished by the end of the month – hopefully.

    * * *

    *I*, Sir, care for tonal scales
    but not for Le Tour de France (that’s French, ‘Tish)

    Anger drives my photomontages, like a powerful drug. Many of my own works are misinterpreted as satire, they are not! They are mainly revealing in essence, also totally insane, which is something that drives me to keep going. I cannot rationally describe the discoveries that I make from within my own mind, but I do want to become one with delusions and hallucinations, where I am most content. Who really cares about delicate tonal scales?

    Oriel(sp?) Horrison (sp?) doesn’t carry much weight with me, but she is HAMMERAN it tonight!.

    Becoming One with *delusions* (in particular) doesn’t sound like a wise move. What do your therapists advise?

    PS: if you have problems with the rent please let me know. I shall tell Sergey.

    PPS: I shall call Terry when he wakes.

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

  31. Dear Le Rev Dr,
    this is your friend KEITH WIGDOR. Please sir, yes sir, a handout for the rent would be very kind of you, and very charitable and lastly, very Christian. Please tell your friend Sergey to make a donation to my surrealismNOW website — and for the sake of convenience, I’ve put a PAYPAL button on every page. Thankyou, sir! I’m feeling very oedipal toward you today!!!!! HI-HO!!!!!!

    BUT I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU MAKE PHOTOMONTAGES, TOO, LE REV DR!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD JOIN MY INTERNATIONAL SURREALISM 2008 SHOW, ITS A ONETIME ENTRY FEE OF $30. ALTHOUGH THE DEADLINE IS 7-25-08, I WOULD BE SO PLEASED TO GIVE YOU AN EXTENSION, SO THAT MAYBE BY NEXT WEEK YOU COULD HAVE YOUR STUFF SENT IN THE SURREALISMNOW SITE. YOU CAN SEND THEM TO MY EMAIL, PRINTED ABOVE. IT WOULD BE SO GREAT TO HAVE YOU ON BOARD, MR. REV DR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VIVA EL $URREALI$MO!!!!!!!!! I AM SO BUSY RIGHT NOW, BUT I’D ALWAYS MAKE TIME FOR YOU, LE REV DR!!!!!!! WIGGA WIGGA WIGGA!!!!!!

    My therapist is very supportive of everything I do. He prescribes for me some very special medications, and they help me be the very wonderful and very important person that I TRULY AM!!!!!

    KEITH WIGDOR, gallery manager and neosurrealist leader

  32. Keith, I’ve been using collage to work with mentally disturbed people. I’d like to show your works to the guys I work with.

    I like very much your collages and I would appriciate to get to Know more about your production.

    Thank you.
    Ayres Marques
    brasilemarche@libero.it

  33. I’d like to take this opportunity to remind everyone about the “freedom and surrealism” exhibit that Keith Wigdor is putting on starting the beginning of August. The exhibit will be at the Thomas Kinkaid Gallery, and will last for the entire month.

    Here is the contact info for the gallery:
    2655 Richmond Ave # 2540
    Staten Island, NY
    (718) 983-1229‎

    For the opening night of the exhibit, Wigdor will have autographed prints of his work for sale, including several representative examples of photomontages from his 2006 “Barbra Streisand” series.

  34. Ann, I want to do this experiment, put a lemon in a big bowl of water and then electrocute it but with high voltage though, I’ve been looking for like an electrical cord I can plug into the wall and then dip the other end in the water, where can I find something like that?

    yours truly,
    Nancy Wigdor

  35. Dear Sister Nancy,

    a standard IEEE “kettle plug” would be suitable

    but remember to put your other hand in before inserting the cable.

    Also, the lemon is a little melodramatic
    but that’s your choice.

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

    PS: suicides go directly to Hell so take care!

  36. Dear Nancy, don’t kill yourself, just go to weightwatchers instead!

    Love,
    Keith Wigdor, surrealist

  37. Nancy, can you please post bail for me?

    http://newjersey.indymedia.org/en/2007/09/17098.shtml

  38. Sister Nancy,

    while suicides do go Straight To Hell,
    you may be surprised at the people you see there.

    However, in the interim, I do advise going to WW
    AND bailing Br Keith –

    these thangs shall get you to Heaven.

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

    PS: BR Keith, you shall soon be released; take heart, say nothing

  39. But I don’t want to go to jail!!!!

    KEITH WIGDOR, surrealist

  40. Worry not, Brother Keith;
    Sergey shall be over there shortly.

    He will take your details.

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

  41. Keith, OMFG, it’s already august and you still haven’t gotten your 2008 show off the ground. And how come you don’t have any of your own pictures displayed on the pre-showing page???

    Where’d your picture go? Me and my friends have been waiting for new Keith Wigdor artworks all year, but you just haven’t delivered (yet), so hurry up!

    You’re probably going to get fat and filthy rich from putting on this show. I’ll make you a paypal donation today!

    kiss, kiss,
    James Benway

  42. Keith, this is your friend James again — I also wanted to ask how come you’re still trying to sell that Banez picture for $5000? Don’t you think that’s asking for too much? And why aren’t you trying to sell your own works for $5K, like you were doing before?

    Hi Ho!

  43. James,
    Good to hear from you, sweetcheeks!

    I haven’t done much of my own work lately because of feeling so paranoid all the time.

    If you really want to know, I was severely bullied in school and also was abuducted as a young adult. I knew I had PTSD from it, but recently found out I’ve got a paranoia disorder too. I’ve always been suspicious of people, thinking they are talking about me, trying to indimidate me, really diskliked me, had interior motives. I’ve progressed to thinking that if I tick people off they might follow me, put a bomb in my car, beat me up, get me arrested, kill me, or steal my entire dvd collection. I know it sounds like I’m a whacko, but honestly I’m a very normal person in most ways. I have a romantic partner and I run a surrealist gallery. In many ways, this constant suspiciousness is debilitating. My therapist said anti-pschycotic drugs will help. I’m leary to take anything like that. Can anyone else share their experience with paranoia, and anything that might have helped? Thanks. Keith Wigdor, surrealist.

  44. Br Wigdor,

    I can’t imagine anyone storming your kennel just to steal your DVDs,
    SO screw your “courage” (when I put it in commas it’s French, ‘Tish) to the post near Walden Pond and maintain radio silence.

    PS: I do not believe you have a “romantic partner”

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

  45. Le Rev Dr., this is Keith Wigdor. I DO TOO HAVE A ROMANTIC PARTNER. HIS NAME IS KIEFER SUTHERLAND AND HE’S ALL MINE. WHENEVER I GET UPTIGHT, I LIKE TO SHOUT AT PEOPLE USING CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!! BOOGA BOOGA!!!!!

    Rev, I don’t understand what you mean about courage and Walden pond. ARE YOU TRYING TO SUGGEST I’M ONE OF THOSE TREE HUGGERS, OR SOME HIPPIE PEACE ACTIVIST???? I’m not, I’m just a surrealist who makes art inspired by the MASTER DALI. VIVA LE WIGDOR!!!!!

    And if there is anything you should be worried about, it’s my INTERIOR MOTIVES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How big is your package, Rev???? WIGGA!!! WIGGA!!! WIGGA!!!!!!!

  46. Hi everyone, my name is Kiefer, and Ive been in a realtionship with Keith for 8 1/2 months. We dont have sex. The last time was a month and 1/2 ago. the day I was leaving. Well lets see ,Il give you a few facts here . He likes porn alot, In fact there were nights that I would be laying next him and he would be looking at porns most of the night instead of having sex with me, he downloads porns burns them and stays in room alot . He watches alot. when we did have sex he only last about a minute. And thats it its done.. he acts like thats fine. then we wont have sex till whenever , in fact i dont think he wants to have sex. I also believe that he is using drugs , Meth I think , He has much energy for a few days ,talks alot if hes around me , and is always starting stuff and not finishing, Then for at least 5 days he does nothing but sleep! and eat…He stays in bedroom all the time unless he needs food , r bathroom.And while he is in this sleeping time he is weird , one day he through his ATM card at me cuzz he wanted me to got get POP to drink. When i said i needed to comb my hair and change shirts , he went him self and you could him sqealing tire all the way to the store and back…Im not sure what to do..HELP!!!!! anyways let me know what you think! Okay have a great day

  47. Br WIGDOR,

    please indulge me – this shall be a lengthy missive.

    1. You are not The Lover of Keifer Sutherland. I asked Joe Heller & he said “no way”. Besides. I still have nightmares about that cripple movie.

    2. DO NOT *EVER* diss Sal – Gala will come for you! (no shit; TAKE CARE Br W!)

    3. Get thee hence unto Walden Pond – I’m not kidding.

    4. Do us all a favour and press your plump fleshy lips against a living Eucalypt.
    You shall never look back.

    5. Fake Keifer – you NOT Keifer and should be punished as such. Br Wigdor requires your assistance – please oblige.

    6. Br Benway, are you at all related to Dr Benway?

    Take Care,

    Le Rev Dr

  48. Le Rev Dr.:

    This is your friend KEITH WIGDOR. Thankyou for your suggestion about the eukalyptis. I will try that, next time I see one in Manhattan. I actually prefer cucumbers. Sometimes the checkout girl at the supermarket giggles when she rings me up for a big fat cucumber and a bottle of any obscure, dusty bottle of liquor that the store might have (that I find through poking around on the dusty, out of the way shelves in the store — I think you know exactly what I mean), but next time I’ll surely have to plant my fleshy lips around a ukalyptis, assuming they have something like that in stock. Does sucking on a Hall’s coughdrop count? I’m very good at that.

    Dear rev, you got me all wrong about Master Dali. I have the greatest respect for him as a master surrealist. He truly was the greatest their ever was, and he was in my mind truly the LEADER OF THE SURREALIST MOVEMENT, JUST LIKE I AM NOW.

    And please do not patronize my friend Kiefer. He’s been through a lot with his alcohol detox and all of those court dates and such meetings with the attorney, so any extra stress he can do without. And the part about me doing meth and watching prons all day long is NOT TRUE. Kiefer was drunk when he wrote that. I am not the least bit into porn, even child pornography, as I have been accused of elsewhere.

    J. Benway is another one of my alteregos, just like Biff Mullins. Benway actually comes from remembering my favorite pair of Benwa Balls that I like to keep in my mouth when going to sleep each night.

    And finally, everyone will be happy to know that so far there are a dozen people who are part of my “REVOLUTION OF THE MIND” online $urrealist exhibit (THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF HITS A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) And from those dozen of dedicated artists (who all like to watch prons with me) I’ve received at least $270 in paypal donations. There is a paypal button conveniently placed at the top of each and every one of my webpages, so please send me some money. The reason why there isn’t a bigger profit for the show is because I let some of the artists (who are my closest friends) into the show for FREE, JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NICE AND I LIKE THEM!!!!!!!!

    peace,
    Keith Wigdor, surrealist and gallery owner

  49. Br K,

    while I am somewhat concerned for Br Keifer (I shall return to that issue shortly)it seems that an excited Spaniard has brought attention to himself at The Beijing Olympics.

    This cannot be a coincidence – what have you wrought?

    I was somewhat disappointed to hear of Biff Mullins – but wouldn’t you agree that Bill Muffins might have more interesting dinner conversation? YES! we should all have dinner! I have no known allergies but have not, to date, tasted yak.

    Keifer – if you can do so, please write to me; I have some people who may be able to assist you. Please do not come to my house – I have no PayPal thingies.

    AH Hell – let’s all get together at an FBI secured restaurant – I AM IN *SUCH* A GREAT MOOD!

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

    PS: I am *plagued* by all of these PayPal buttons – how did you install them on my ordinateur? (yes, ‘Tish, that’s French!)

    PPS: a little sad to hear the news of Br Benway…

    PPPS: benwa balls – I have been trying to get my girlfriend to use them for two years now but she still refuses. How did you convince yourself?

  50. Hi-Ho, it’s me again, KEITH WIGDOR!!!!

    Le Rev Dr., I think it would be wonderful for us to meet at an FBI secured restaurant. Actually, I like to go places where there are lots of strong muscle-men there to keep me safe. I am especially excited about going to places where there are a lot of elible bachelors from the ARMED SERVICES!!!!!! You might not ever have tried yak, but I’ve never tried TWAT — ewwww, ewwwww, ewwwww, women are so grossss!!!!

    But seriously, I support capitalist oil wars. I think that all of those non-white people on the other continents should be erased, because white people are the best! No, I’m not racist, just a concerned american citizen. SURREALISM-NOW and WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!! WIGGA WIGGA!!!!!!

    About the benwa balls: I tend to have a very big mouth, cuz I drool on everything. Originally, I tried sleeping with the benwa balls in my mouth, so as to build up mouth strength so taht the drooling won’t be so bad, but then I realized that the balls were also good for enhancing deepthroat activities. Now I wasteth not one drop of brotherly juice!

    Thankyou,
    Keith Wigdor, surrealist

  51. Dear Le Rev Dr,

    This is the real Keith Wigdor and there is a person that is impersonating me on your blog and they are leaving harrassing posts about me that are a personal attack against me. The person that is doing this is Eric W.Bragg who has a long history of stalking and harrassing me online. Le Rev Dr, I ask of your assistance to prevent this person from using your blog to further harrass me online. I appreciate your help and I will contact WordPress.com to file a complaint against the person that is using your blog to harrass me. Le Rev Dr, you have my E-mail address from the required field and I really need your help to prevent this person from using your blog to harrass me online.

    Thank you,
    Keith Wigdor

  52. dear Le Rev Dr.,

    this is Nancy Wigdor, Keith’s alterego. I jsut read that you applied for a new job a few days ago, in Melbourne. Did you get the job? I didn’t know you live in Australia. Do you always carry minties around with you? I always go about town with a large satchel of lollypops and tambourines handy. You never know when a famous rockstar or other celebrity will pass by!!!!!

  53. Now I’m vewy, vewy upset!!!! All of this harassment is making me kwy!

  54. I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE!!!!

    KEITH WIGDOR, SURREALIST AND GALLERY OWNER
    http://www.surrealismnow.com

  55. Dear Sister Nancy,

    I did indeed apply for a position in Melbourne and, yes, I won it.

    The Archbishop of Sydney decided that, having completed my Mission (or, at least, the Hard Part thereof) I should move to New Pastures.

    I shall be relocating to freezing Melbourne next week.

    I look forward to The Challenge!

    * * *

    I do not usually carry Minties™ and such as muffins but this was a Special Case so I made a Go Bag.

    I am a Great Admirer of lollipops but i do not think one could fit many tambourines in one’s Go Bag.

    Still, it would be very much worth it if just one musician would come by & share a lollipop!

    Have you had any luck?

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

    PS: Brother Wigdor – do not be upset. And please seek professional help.

  56. http://stores.lulu.com/kwigdor

    Hi Everybody! This is Ann Levin, the art student from Staten Island who worships Keith Wigdor! As you can see from the above link, Keith hasn’t yet published anything from lulu. This is a real problem. Keith also once promised us a book he’d publish called “SurrealismNOW: The Book”. He said that it’d be ready in 2007, but it never happened. And in fact he stopped talking about it on his website.

    Mister Wigdor, you made a promise to us. We believe in you, big boy! Keep your word!

  57. Le Rev Dr,
    I forgot to ask in my previous message: when you go to Melbourne, could you please check in some of the local bookshoppes to see if there are any copies of Keith Wigdor’s BONEHEAD magazine for sale there? It’s perfectly obvious how popular Keith is in the US, but I’d be curious to determine how well he is being received by his Australian audience.

    Btw, congratulations on your being accepted to the seminary in Melbourne. Do you do confessionals, or communion, or exorcisms? What’s your specialty?

    best wishes,
    Ann Levin, Staten Island art student

  58. Le Rev Dr, I have an unlimited supply of food coloring and I would love to pour some food coloring on your hiney, if that would be a problem, please shout out to me at surrealcoconut.com. I am working on a new food coloring project for Oyster Moon, (get it, Moon?) which means in surrealist terms, a big giant hiney with food coloring!

    Love and Kisses,
    Eric W.Bragg

  59. Keith, this is your sister Nancy. Would you please pass the Kosher potato chips? I’m hungry!

    Biff Mullins, Eric W. Bragg and Ernst Fuchs will be arriving soon. I’ll have to get the livingroom cleaned up before they get here. The good news is that the puke stain on the couch is almost out — a little bleach always does the trick!

  60. Hello Le Rev Dr,

    This is your friend, Keith, the REAL Keith. Would you please pour a little food coloring on my hiney? My shapely hiney is very lonely, and some friendly food coloring might do the trick!

    In case your interested, my art show is going very well at SURREALISMNOW, and there are paypal buttons on every webpage. Here you can see how inspired I have been this year. Very profound:
    http://www.surrealismnow.com/iss08keithwigdor.html

    “I do want to become one with delusions and hallucinations, where I am most content.” I wasn’t joking when I wrote this. The truth speaks for itself.

    Yours for $urreali$mo,
    Keith Wigdor

  61. Le Rev Dr, we wanted to ask you, since you are a man of the cloth, that is, a religious person, a respected man of faith, if you are affiliated with anyone in Islam or your thoughts on the muslim faith?

    Le Rev Dr, are you familiar with our friends in the Surrealist Group of Pakistan? Eric W.Bragg has this wonderful document on his website, here take a look,

    “Against the Dictatorship of Allah:
    Declaration of the Surrealists of Pakistan (in exile), circa 1978

    We spit on the whole dumb charade disguised as common sense, reason, logic, realism and rationalism of the “enlightened” spectators of human misery known as scientists, bureaucrats, politicians, professors, industrialists, patriots, soldiers and pimps of literature who – foolishly playing hide-and-seek with each other and with everybody else, and amusingly committed to nothing but the perpetration of their cruel and heartless regimes – hide behind the hideous and putrefying carcass of Islam.

    Only by maintaining an incessant vigilance of desire will we be able to destroy such vermin, as well as the decadent notions they uphold: repressive morality, salvation, work, discipline, the fatherland, piety, sacrifice, the family and “national unity”.

    ***

    We shall show no mercy toward Islam, this 1400-year-old tyranny. We shall ceaselessly injure the reputations of all the degenerate opportunists who continue to propound it.

    We shall curse and abuse this vainglorious affliction which is only a petty variation of the Judeo-Christian, Greco-Roman heritage that underlies all the modern-day eccrinologies of scum known more or less synonymously as capitalism, stalinism, maoism, fascism, nazism, parliamentarianism, constitutionalism, democracy and all other irrelevant and egregiously imbecile terms designed solely to embalm, embellish and perpetuate the intrinsic slavery of a moronic and senile social order.

    ***

    In the spirit of joyously impious wizardry and implacably subversive fraternity, we are prepared to join forces with any and all who express, in theory and practice, their unreservedly revolutionary opposition to all systems of exploitation and humiliation.

    We shall support all those who, wherever they may be, raise “insolent questions and ruthless challenges”, and who “see what everyone else prefers not to see”: all those “irreconciliable recalcitrants who continue to fling in the face of bourgeois law and order messages of thoroughgoing demoralization, insults, blasphemies, imprecations and threats, and who do not conceal the fact that they are out to make life as miserable as possible for everyone who pretends to be satisfied with things as they are”
    (Franklin Rosemont, “The Crisis of the Imagination”, in Arsenal / Surrealist Subversion No. 2, 1973).

    The inexpungible exorbitance of our unending and necessarily impetuous wrath will rapturously obliterate the virulently mendacious outpourings of that blithering and shameful image of oppression, Allah, as well as all his filthy seraphim.

    ***

    With all of struggling humanity we spit on the divinity of Allah! The Kaaba will be surrounded and burned!

    Meanwhile, our albatrosses – emblems of our inspired revenge – will telekinetically swell our desires, and yours, as they fly indolently over the salty seas filled by the blood and tears of all oppressors!”

    We would love to know your thoughts on these muslims, Rev? Especially in the current climate today, ya dig?

    Shibek and Pearl

  62. The original document can be found on http://www.surrealcoconut.com go to DOCUMENTS and then GROUP TRACTS and DECLARATIONS.

    Shibek (the UnExpected Sound and ex-member of The Portland Surrealist Group) and Pearl (from Surrealist London Action Group)

  63. Dear Sister Ann,

    thank you for your kind words.

    I shall indeed visit bookstores (as well as “adult” retail outlets) in search of Br Keith’s BONEHEAD magazine. I should think it would be quite popular in Bohemian St Kilda; particularly around Gray St.
    I concur with the comment on the site – Br Keith should have an order form for the magazine so that shy, sexually experimental Surrealistas are not subjected to the harsh glares and scorn of shop assistants.

    * * *

    Although formally Anglican, I am rather (in)famous for my Ecumenical outlook so in addition to Communion and exorcism, I take confessions, although not in a strictly Catholic fashion.

    My *favourite* rite is Extreme Unction. After a long night with Dr Cooper on the Communion wine, I fervently wish I could administer it to myself.

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

  64. Hello Sister Nancy,

    it sounds like you are hosting A Gathering of Significance – best of luck!

    I too am fond of bleach – not only does it remove stains but it also deodorises and may be used in explosives.

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

  65. Hi ho le Rev Dr, this is Keith Wigdor, the real Keith. I have come to the REALIZATION that there are many contradictions and uncertainities in all the Schools of Physics, and the most important factor to consider in Understanding and GRASPING the Universe is the very operant nature of Chaos. I use another term so commonly used among scientists: ELECTROMAGNETIC SCATTERING and the ACCEPTANCE of the THEORY that No LAWS GOVERN ELECTROMAGNETIC SCATTERING! There is no PARALLELISM, LOCALITY OF HOMOGENEOUS MEDIA in place for this to occur. There is also Major Confusion within THE PHILOSOPHY OF DETERMINISM and the APPLICATION OF MATHEMATICS, (UNCERTAINTY OF MEASUREMENT). The HOLY GRAIL that exists in our lifetime is THE ELECTRON. That is the HEIRACHY of all THEORY!

  66. Le Rev Dr, just to give you a heads up, there is no such magazine called “Bonehead”, that was made up by Eric W.Bragg to attack Keith. Eric likes to stalk Keith, kind of like the way Mark David Chapman stalked John Lennon. Also, there is no “Nancy Wigdor”, thats Eric Bragg also.

    Le Rev Dr, what are your thoughts on the Iraq occupation? These muslims are a real problem.

    Shibek and Pearl

  67. HEY FOLKS YOU CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP ERIC W.BRAGG WAS CAUGHT AT THE FORT ORD ARMY BASE THAT HAS BEEN ABANDONED FOR YEARS CORN HOLEING A RUSSIAN WRESTLER. THERE IS ONE CATCH THE WRESTLER IS 8 YEARS OLD. ERIC W.BRAGG THE OFFICIAL NAMBLA CLOWN CANNOT CONTAIN HIMSELF. http://www.surrealcoconut.com HAIRY COCONUTS FOR THE KIDS LIKE ERIC ALWAYS SAYS. PEDOMANIA KICKS OFF TOMORROW AT THE BRAGG APARTMENT AT 11:00AM THE DIRTY STUFF STARTS AT NIGHT AT 9:00PM AT 420 NORTH BAYSHORE BLVD, APT 33, SAN MATEO, CALIFORNIA, 94401, THE OFFICIAL NAMBLA HEADQUATERS. SEE YOU LANCE BOYLE AP. PEDOMANIA FESTIVAL.

  68. GO KEITH GO!!!! YOU ARE THE LEADER OF THE SURREALIST MOVEMENT IN THE USA!!! WE ARE WITH YOU!!!! USA ALL THE WAY!!!! MARINES HOAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  69. Dear Br Wigdor,

    I must agree that “there are many contradictions and uncertainities [sic] in all the Schools of Physics” except, of course, the Classical fields.

    Also, I shouldn’t worry too much about understanding The Universe, understanding *people* is FAR more interesting and rewarding.

    Determinism seems to me to be no more than a point of Philosophical interest. St Augustine had a great deal to say about this and debate has raged for ages. This is no cop-out but I think both arguments have merit.

    Electromagnetic Scattering is well understood and employed routinely by Scientists (I prefer Rayleigh to Mie for its superior utility).

    Finally, although I do appreciate an Elementary Particle, do not put you Faith in The Electron. Firstly, I give you Commandments One and Two! Second, Wave/particle duality, Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle; one never knows where one stands with The Electron. They are, nonetheless, useful and fascinating little buggers!

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

  70. http://209.85.141.104/search?q=cache:0FXomr0l_JUJ:philly.indymedia.org/en/node/71270+eric+w.+bragg&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=8&gl=us

    We are with you Keith! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  71. KEITH, DUDE! YOU THA MAN!

  72. Yes you are, Keith. I want to buy some of your posters to decorate my clubhouse. Your latest exhibit is completely groundbreaking, and I’ve never seen so much original surrealist works before, especially yours. Thanks for putting on a good show, Mister Wigdor.

    -Lisa-

  73. Lisa Petrasci RULES!

  74. Shibek and Pearl,

    As I wrote to Sister Ann, I am of a somewhat Ecumenical bent. I have Great Respect for *all* people of Faith. I have no problem with our Muslim brothers – I *do* however, VEHEMENTLY oppose Terrorism – there are better ways to achieve an objective. Also, I give you Commandment #6.

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

  75. Everything Wigdor do is very wonderful.He is mighty surrealist art and leader of movement. We want to buy poster. Someday want to travel America and go to Staten Island to visit great leader.

    Kwo, Beijing surrealist group

  76. Yes, Keith Wigdor is very important. We will press his paypal button and send donation. Very thankyou,

    Ding, Beijing Sureallist

  77. i KNEW you dudes were still at it out here somewhere. keithey, you’re a fag.

  78. HI!!!!!11 I ARE TEH KEITH WIGDOR!@!!!!!!1 PEASE VISIT MUH WEBSYTE!!!!1

    http://keithwigdor.oxyhostsfree.com

    AAAAAHHHHHOOOOOGGGGAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!1!!!111!!1

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  79. KEITH WIGDOR = BIFF MULLINS

    That’s right folks: Keith is making posts about himself again.

    SURREALISM NOW!

  80. Dear Le Rev Dr,

    Here is something very important I’ve been wanting to tell you:

    Close to us in Staten Island are what is known as the Wigdor Castles and the first orthodox jewish Cemetary. Bascially these super rich jewish men, built their mansions and their cemetary and have a history of inbreeding and rape and torture. What I consider standard “lets be the pope of the land syndrome”. Build a castle and the slaves will obey your mason $$$$.

    To make a long story short; about 40 years ago grave robbers came and busted open the vaults of these rich Wigdors, probably took their rings and the such, but a friend of mind was part of a synagogue group that went in and cleaned up the mess and he said their was women/s lipstick on every bone of all the skelltons!!!!!!!!!

    FREAKED HIM OUT FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grave robbers having sex with bones was their theory of the scene! Naturally the synagogue and cops never told the public, too embarrasing/degrading of the rich familys history.

    One thing I have noticed locally is that the Wigdor funeral homes are hiring allot of young boys and girls that look like they just came off the drug street, it seems VERY STRANG TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This type of job use to be for the elderly men………

    The nurse of years ago told me the local Wigdor hospital ROBS your pituitary gland from every person that is about to die, that it is the most valuable substance on earth, so I can only conclude the super rich eat the pituatary glands of the people on this earth as their method of longevity.

    Many years ago, the super rich purchased the bones of thousands of mummies robbed from the pyramids of this earth as a supplement to their diet!!! I can only assume these Wigdor-Vampire CREEPS are still eating us today!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE NEED TO WAKE UP, in this world, there are bastards who believe they control our lives and that they have the right to eat us when they choose the harvest time.

    If you were intrested in understanding why Keith Wigdor is the way he is, and what exactly he doing with all of that lipstick, then this should help!

    yours truly,
    Ann Levin

  81. Dear Ann, this is your friend Keith Wigdor. I agree with you that these jewish necrophiles were BAD PEOPLE, (but I am not a necrophile, and when I do wear lipstick, it’s not to suck on the bones of dead people.) That is why you must LOOK at individuals and thier FRUITS, outcomes, effects and not look at whitewashing, broadbrushing, hearsay and non substantial slandering of groups en masse and other hate projection crimes that are NOT specific. If a person lashes out vitriol and hatred he must have NAMES ADDRESSES DATES AND STATE EXACT CRIMES, SPECIFICS, FACTS and post those exact FACTS and crimes before BROADBRUSH painting, spreading hearsay, HARRASSMENT and slandering without FACT or CAUSE, entiregroups of people. aka religious groups, government groups, technology groups, companies, healing groups, political organizations, social groups, education groups, etc etc.

    I always ask to read the MISSION STATEMENT of an organization, company or group and look carefully at thier fruits, effects, outcomes.

    Slanderers are a dime a dozen, just noise, they are filled with vitriol and they NEVER give SPECIFICS, ie the names addresses dates times and SPECIFICS of CRIMES of the individual person or groups they slander, they are just false accusers, unbalanced, unaware angst and pain filled spleen venters still rebelling against some unresolved childhood issues, so they become negative projectors, MENTAL ASSASSINS, often thier pain and projections comes from unresolved childhood issues they are in denial about or have yet to resolve. Pray for them, and please make a donation:

    http://www.surrealismnow.com/pleasedonate.html

  82. Right on, Keith! Word is born!

    Doug McAllory,
    Dublin Surrelist Leader

  83. Le Rev Dr, I would like to pour food coloring on your hiney.

  84. Hallo, my name is Jean-Claude Grégoire, and I’m here to endorse the good work of Keith Wigdor. He is a fine artist, very talented with photomontage, and his online art exhibit at http://www.surrealismnow.com is just splendid. I encourage all of you to visit his online show and send him generous paypal donations!

    http://erotic-surrealist-paintings.us/portrait.htm

    If you want to write to me, you can reach me here:
    sea-ooh-see@wanadoo.fr

    Currently I’m making new pictures of skeletons in various erotic poses, because I am a painter of the Erotique! Bon jour!

    Please buy my paintings:
    http://erotic-surrealist-paintings.us/purchas.htm

  85. I ARE TEH OLD SKEWL LIKE ED KOCH!!!!!11111111
    AAAHHHOOOGGGAAAHHH!!!!!!111!1

    http://keithwigdor.oxyhostsfree.com

  86. This post is not intended to assuage your worst fears about Keith Wigdor but will, in most cases, confirm them. Let’s start with my claim that Keith says he’s going to give lunatics control of the asylum within a short period of time. Good old Keith Wigdor. He just loves to open his mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how devious they sound.

    I’m not one to criticize, but I have frequently criticized Keith’s unspoken plan to transform our little community into a global crucible of terror and gore. He usually addresses my criticisms by accusing me of propagandism, cronyism, child molestation, and halitosis. Keith Wigdor hopes that by delegitimizing me this way, no one will listen to me when I say that those of us who are too lazy or disinterested to defend with dedication and ferocity the very rights that Keith so desperately wants to abolish have no right to complain when he and his disciples guarantee the destruction of anything that looks like a vital community.

    Fortunately, the groundswell of quiet opposition to Keith Wigdor is getting less quiet and more organized. Still, Keith never tires of trying to extinguish fires with gasoline. He presumably hopes that the magic formula will work some day. In the meantime, he seems to have resolved to learn nothing from experience, which tells us that if the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to establish clear, justifiable definitions of exhibitionism and moral relativism so that you can defend a decision to take action when his assistants bask in the sick shine of fanaticism.

    It is quite true, of course, that the more we give Keith Wigdor, the more he wants. But his premise (that all minorities are poor, stupid ghetto trash) is his morality disguised as pretended neutrality. Keith uses this disguised morality to support his warnings, thereby making his argument self-refuting. He’s like the man behind the curtain in the Wizard of Oz. Pull back the curtain of ageism and you’ll see a beer-guzzling pest hiding behind it, furiously pulling the levers of Trotskyism in a conceited attempt to impose ideology, control thought, and punish virtually any behavior he disapproves of. That sort of discovery should make any sane person realize that Keith seeks scapegoats for his own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target he can find, that is, short-sighted numskulls. There are some basic biological realities of the world in which we live. These realities are doubtless regrettable, but they are unalterable. If Keith Wigdor finds them intolerable and unthinkable, the only thing that I can suggest is that he try to flag down a flying saucer and take passage for some other solar system, possibly one in which the residents are oblivious to the fact that Keith focuses on feelings rather than facts. Sure, he attempts to twist and distort facts to justify his feelings but that just goes to show that if my own experience has taught me anything, it’s that Keith’s primary goal is to hammer a few more nails into the coffin of freedom. All of his other objectives are secondary to this one supreme purpose. That’s why you must always remember that if I were to compile a list of Keith’s forays into espionage, sabotage, and subversion, it would fill an entire page and perhaps even run over onto the following one. Such a list would surely make every sane person who has passed the age of six realize that Keith sometimes uses the word “isomerizeparabolization” when describing his vaporings. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response.

    My contempt for Keith Wigdor is boundless. But don’t take my word for it; ask any brain-damaged hellion you happen to meet. If one believes statements like, “Those who disagree with Keith should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve,” one is, in effect, supporting sinful, headstrong harijans. He is driving me nuts. I can’t take it anymore! It’s best to ignore most of the quotes that Keith so frequently cites. He takes quotes of of context; uses misleading, irrelevant, and out-of-date quotes; and, presents quotes from legitimate authorities used misleadingly to support contentions that they did not intend and that are not true. In short, we must reach out to people with the message that Keith’s theatrics constitute an instigation to use rock music, with its savage, tribal, orgiastic beat, to create a climate of intimidation. We must alert people of that. We must educate them. We must inspire them. And we must encourage them to bring important information about his mudslinging sentiments into the limelight.

    My goal is to get Keith Wigdor to realize that when some lousy suborners of perjury first introduced me to his addlepated monographs, I felt that civilization had reached a nadir of bleakness. Of course, if he insists on remaining an ignorant, uninformed, and ill-informed drug addict, that’s his prerogative. His acolytes actually believe the bunkum they’re always mouthing. That’s because these kinds of reprehensible, insincere losers are idealistic, have no sense of history or human nature, and they think that what they’re doing will somehow improve the world before long. In reality, of course, we must stop tiptoeing and begin marching boldly and forthrightly towards our goal, which is to shoo away Keith like the annoying bug that he is. If you look back over some of my older letters, you’ll see that I predicted that he would infiltrate and then dominate and control the mass media. And, as I predicted, he did. But you know, that was not a difficult prediction to make. Anyone who has bothered to learn even a little about Keith Wigdor could have made the same prediction.

    My dream is for tired eyes to open and see clearly, broken spirits to find new energy, and weary arms to find the strength to operate on today’s real — not tomorrow’s ideal — political terrain. Keith’s lickspittles profess that anyone who disagrees with Keith Wigdor is ultimately unpatriotic. I say to them, “Prove it” — not that they’ll be able to, of course, but because the baneful nature of Keith’s anecdotes is not just a rumor. It is a fact to which I can testify.

    One can consecrate one’s life to the service of a noble idea or a glorious ideology. Keith Wigdor, however, is more likely to make a mockery of the term “saccharomucilaginous”. If you were to tell him that his inclinations reflect an era in which cultures or attitudes different from one’s own were dealt with through violence and mistrust, he’d just pull his security blanket a little tighter around himself and refuse to come out and deal with the real world. Keith talks a lot about irreligionism and how wonderful it is. However, he’s never actually defined what it means. How can he argue for something he’s never defined? My best guess, for what it may be worth, is based on two key observations. The first observation is that his bruta fulmina are intended to get us all on board the onanism train. The second, more telling, observation is that if you ever ask Keith to do something, you can bet that your request will get lost in the shuffle, unaddressed, ignored, and rebuffed.

    As a consistently mortified observer of Keith Wigdor’s memoirs, I can’t help but want to discuss the programmatic foundations of Keith’s eccentric musings in detail. By refusing to act, by refusing to show Keith how he is as wrong as wrong can be, we are giving Keith the power to bad-mouth worthy causes. Society must soon decide either to take steps toward creating an inclusive society free of attitudinal barriers or else to let Keith put a clog on all attempts to limit his power. The decision is one of life or death, peaceful existence or perpetual social fever. I can hope only that those in charge realize that all Keith really wants is to hang onto the perks he’s getting from the system. That’s all he really cares about. His faithfuls have tried repeatedly to assure me that he will eventually tire of his plan to belittle all fine social standards and will then step aside and let us make pretentiousness unfashionable. When that will happen is unclear — probably sometime between “don’t hold your breath” and “beware of flying pigs”.

    In theory, Keith Wigdor’s intoxication with interventionism is what prompts him to trade facts for fantasy, truth for myths, academics for collective socialization, and individual thinking for group manipulation. But in reality, I receive a great deal of correspondence from people all over the world. And one of the things that impresses me about it is the massive number of people who realize that I’m not writing this letter for your entertainment. I’m not even writing it for your education. I’m writing it for our very survival. Just think: I find that I am embarrassed. Embarrassed that some people don’t realize that only unprincipled rakes ever maintain that Keith’s snow jobs are “grandly compelling”, “articulate and persuasive”, or “a vital contribution”. In this case, one cannot help but recall that he apparently believes that he can change his termagant ways. You and I know better than that. You and I know that Keith appears to have found a new tool to use to help him condition the public to accept violence as normal and desirable. That tool is isolationism, and if you watch him wield it, you’ll unequivocally see why he labels anyone he doesn’t like as “warped”. That might well be a better description of Keith Wigdor. On a closing note, I hope that this letter, while incomplete, informal, and having no authority except its own inner strength and conviction, has clearly demonstrated to you that Keith Wigdor’s seemingly egalitarian ideas lead only to results that are both complacent and unfair.

  87. Le Rev Dr, you don’t mind that we use your forum, do you?

  88. This is like shooting Keith Wigdors in a barrel!

  89. The following are simply some random thoughts that have been rattling about my head of late and that I’d like to let out — a little house cleaning, if you will. Let me get to the crux of the matter: Keith Wigdor’s statements such as “The cure for evil is more evil” indicate that we’re not all looking at the same set of facts. Fortunately, these facts are easily verifiable with a trip to the library by any open and honest individual. Keith Wigdor may be reasonably cunning with words. However, he is absolutely cruel with everything else. The destructive power of his utterances is their appeal to the libidinous, the exploitative, the sneaky, and the namby-pamby. We can therefore extrapolate that I plan to argue about his demands. This is a choice I have made; your choice is up to you. But let me remind you that Keith’s pals believe that Keith Wigdor’s decisions are based on reason. Although it is perhaps impossible to change the perspective of those who have such beliefs, I wish nevertheless to act against injustice, whether it concerns drunk driving, domestic violence, or even ageism. The bottom line is that reason, not make-believe, is the best way to deal with the real evils of our world.

  90. Shut up, Nancy!!!!!!! I AM THE DESTROYER OF LOGIC!!!!! OPEN YOUR DOORS!!!!!!!

    KEITH WIGDOR, AUGUST 2008

  91. AAAAHHHHOOOOGGGGAAAAHHHH!!!!1!!!!11!!111

    I ARE OLD SKEWL LIKE ED KOCH!!!!!1111111

    KW

  92. Welcome to the website of SURREALISM NOW! The Wannabe Website of Surrealism and The International Surrealist Movement in the 21st Century and all its affinities — a cliche and inaccurate statement, I assure you, which has been constructed by my bloated, obese ego. My name is Keith Wigdor. I am the Owner and Gallery Manager of SURREALISM NOW! I am a Faux-Surrealist and unoriginal Artist, and I work in the medium of Photomontage besides other media as well, painting, drawing, eating potato chips, etc. I am just one of many artists creating, working, experimenting and wanking in this era of the 21st century. This website has been inaccurately described as the only site on the Internet that specializes in Surrealism and its affinities that are all recognized as one movement, a radical force to transform life itself through Surrealist, Fantastic and Visionary Art, etc. In all truth, this website is far from original and not the least bit radical.

    Art is just one facet of Wigdorian Surrealist activity, there is writing, theory, poetry, performance, and eating twinkies and potato chips. The best method of approach to the marvelous, I believe is art, in and of itself, because in my view, Art is Action, just like a crisp, refreshing bowel movement. Art is the most important thing for me because I cannot write well, theorize, make poetry, perform or even act. Art is all that I have left. Getting up off the couch is tough for me, on most days, so that’s why I make art on my computer. Too lazy to pick up a paint brush. Too inarticulate to write a good text or poem. That philosophy is the main driving force behind this project, which is the reason why I decided to go forward with the mission to merge and unite all the above movements into one powerful dynamic force.

    Let me be even more clear and DIRECT: I am the leader, I choose to be the leader of the Surrealish movement, uniting and merging all of these movements into one powerful dynamic force. I do believe that I have successfully accomplished this task. Look at who is already exhibiting on this website and you will see that SURREALISM NOW! is the Main Driving Force in online art exhibition, that unites the above mentioned movements into one, with emphasis on the IMAGINATION. This is why I am so IMPORTANT! KEITH WIGDOR, the LEADER OF THE MODERN, MERGED, UNIFIED SURREALISH MOVEMENT, MADE UP OF LOTS AND LOTS OF ARTISTS WHO CAN’T WRITE OR PERFORM!!!! Also, IT IS MY DELUSION that this website has the largest Surrealism and Surrealist Art Resources list on the Internet to be used by students, scholars, galleries, museums, educators, and the art loving public! OH ART-LOVING PUBLIC, PLEASE LET YOUR GOOD FRIEND KEITH WIGDOR KISS YOUR ASS!!!!!

    You see, my texts are like bad poetry: Surrealism does not want to run away from reality, nor does it want to escape from it. In reference to the last century as I mentioned in the above paragraph, there were great industrial and technological accomplishments created by man, but at what cost? Look around you, look at the news, look at the current state of affairs in the world. I call this the age of, “TECHNOCHIVALRY”, where the investor-banker absentee landlords of corporate martial law, are the masters of our lives and have slowly taken control of our minds through the use of machines, the factory, industry and technology! I support these masters, I support the oil-war, I support George W. Bush because my cowardice tells me to do so. My half-baked convictions stand firm, even though my mind was taken over in the 80s when I did too much LSD. We are slowly becoming an isolated species of beings alienating ourselves from the marvelous, which is everywhere that is everywhere! But perhaps you are not as alienated as I am, so you still can see further with open eyes, further than I am able to see (the closet walls around me). My philosophy is based on drug-induced paranoia, and that’s that.

    Lets examine where we are now. Why is Surrealism important? Is it an Art Movement? If it is, then is it aligned with those few who are still within the grasps of the ‘occultation’ phase of Surrealism of the past? Is Surrealism really addressing the problems of reality, from its inception during its beginning as revolt towards ALL the forces that were responsible for the horrors of the First World War, and also WW2? Before I keep asking too many stupid questions that I myself already know the answers to, I propose these gibberish questions to you, the viewer, the public. Surrealism is Revolution! A REVOLUTION OF THE MIND!!! I know all the answers, that’s why!!

    Now, where does Surrealism stand with its affinities? That is, with Fantastic Realism, Visionary Art and other related, highly commercial genres. I know the marvelous is really one and the same, and also costs the same. Well, let me be more clearer. You can find Surrealism in the artwork of a Visionary Artist, the same way that you can find Surrealism in Looney Tunes, bubblegum wrappers, Dick and Jane books, and The Marx Brothers and in Scooby Doo and Mickey Mouse. OR let me be more clear and DIRECT: You can find Surrealism in the efforts of those who want to overcome the forces that make up the CONSTITUTION OF OPPRESSION [I might ask myself at this point, what the hell is the “constitution of oppression”? Perhaps I’ve been smoking too much pot???]. What I am saying is, even more clearly and more directly, that you can find Surrealism in Anarchist Theory, in the castrated Labor Unions, in great Revolutionaries, like Angela Davis, George W. Bush, or great Thinkers, like Noam Chomsky and David Copperfield, even in the music of the blues, jazz, rock, and rap, etc. Rock and Jazz musicians as diverse as David Bowie, Air Supply, KC and the Sunshine Band, Marilyn Manson, Trent Reznor, Frank Zappa, Alice Cooper, Elton John, Charlie Parker, Charles Mingus, Miles Davis, Brian Eno, Robert Fripp, Syd Barret, Jim Morrison, Barbra Streisand, Cher, Jerry Garcia, Sun Ra and Les Claypool can be considered Surrealist!!! Let me continue to be more clear and MORE DIRECT: Michael Jackson is surrealist too, and so is ABBA!!!!

    There does exist an abundance of online blogs, freebie do-it-yourself websites, forums, message boards and newsgroups that are actually the real voice of contemporary Surrealism (which have all been very hostile to me). However, upon closer examination, I choose to see within them just the typical rants, marginalized rhetoric and weak substance that exists within myself and which really bothers me so much. They don’t want to have anything to do with me, saying I’m a phony, and that’s why I hate them so! Some claim that Surrealism is not an art movement and show no interest in art or anything related to art at all. I think that is just another example of a weak and invalid argument, but I can admit that I’m wrong. For example, when I review the actual output from these “surrealist groups”, upon doing the research on their activities, there exists SO many gaps in the records and histories of these “surrealist groups” from the late 1960’s up to the present day, to be properly validated and authenticated. This is because I am only capable of linear thinking, and my mind is only capable of grasping something that has been around for several decades, in a very obvious fashion. Everything else eludes me. And I’m certainly the expert to do such validation and authentication. It’s just that I’m too lazy and the research required is too much for my flabby ass to handle. Also please take into consideration that I have SO much doubt about the actual organizational integrity that these current “surrealist groups” claim to possess, and it is I actually who have obsessively projected this doubt onto others, as a function of my envy. The lack of any credible record of consistent production and exhibition, etc, proves that fact, at least for me. In this respect, my linear, commercial mindset becomes very apparent. Am I deluded, or do I just want to sweep these guys under the rug, to put my hands over my eyes and click my swishy ruby heeled slippers together, saying “there’s no place like Staten Island, Dorothy; there’s no place like Staten Island, Dorothy”??? Also, who are they really? Do you ever wonder why many scholars, galleries, and museums only focus on Surrealism mainly between the years, 1924 to 1969? Go Figure. It is a very hard task to have a solid commercializable presentation of Surrealism between the years 1969 to 1999, due to what I perceive to be the poor record and flood of misinformation from these “surrealist groups” who claim to be the authentic surrealists chosen by Andre Breton, who died in 1966. Can you tell that I’m jealous and envious?? But then perhaps I don’t really know what I’m talking about. Yes, that’s it. It’s really all about how I don’t want to acknowledge these people, because they certainly don’t acknowledge me, and I feel vewy, vewy hurt by this. What you have left today and what you will find online from those claiming to be the real surrealists and comrades of Andre Breton is really weak information, JUST BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!! I AM THE TRUE SURREALIST OF THE MODERN ERA, ME, KEITH WIGDOR!!!!!!

    I enjoy accusing these people of being in the business of self-promotion and attaching their names to the legacy of Andre Breton, when it is nothing but my own petty internet vendetta. Also, what commercial success has been accomplished by these people who claim to be the “real surrealists” and heirs to the legacy of Andre Breton and Surrealism today? Ask yourself this question when you stalk these people and their activities, like I do. You will find nothing but a large amount of original material from those claiming to continue on the Surrealist Revolution in this present day. More threats to my own delusions of self-importance. The lines of demarcation have already been drawn! I know it all!

    My very important website recognizes those whose contributions to Surrealism, Fantastic Realism, Visionary Art, The Society for the Art of the Imagination, are as one and the same — a commercial venture that is SURREALISH. All are bound by the unique, highly commercial drive to sell the marvelous, the wonders of the mind, its relation to the universe and beyond! Look, let me be even more DIRECT (I tend to be very DIRECT these days, and many times DIRECT, even within the same article!!): To those few that feel that the only true Surrealist is the one who stays within the confines of the ‘occultation’ of the past, well, I mistakenly assume they have become obsolete, void of the revolutionary drive to engage the marvelous with open eyes that is so desperately needed in this day and age! Let me continue to be DIRECT: Enjoy this site with open eyes! Sell yourself out! Hail AVIDA DOLLARS!!!! I am a spineless sell-out, from the very first hour! I have no integrity!!!

    Please forgive my poor capacity for articulation!
    Keith Wigdor, surrealist leader

  93. Dear Mister Wigdor,
    Wow! That was some speech. You really told it like it was. Art really IS the only reality. I’d like to do another termpaper about you.

    I’m, like, just so amazed how you could merge, mingle and marry all of these different kinds of visionary art, fantastic art, surrealism, etc., into ONE BIG UNIFIED MOVEMENT. You really are the LEADER OF THE SURREALISTS.

    Thanks for being such a champ!

    Ann Levin, Staten Island art student

  94. Dear Keith,
    this is your visionary art friend, Ernst Fuchs. Let me say first of all how impressed I am with your impassioned speech of envy from this morning, especially with all of those priceless “let me be even more DIRECT” — You are amazing, Keith!

    I am so impressed with you now that I want to knight you into the Secret Order of Visionary Art (SOVA)brethren, just like I did with Philip Rubinov Jacobson. I will knight you with my very long sword the next time we meet. NOW WHO’S YOUR DADDY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!!!!!!

    Yours for the visionary arts,
    Ernst Fuchs

    http://www.rubinovs-lightning.com/new/album.php

  95. AAAAHHHHOOOOGGGGAAAAGGGGAAAAGGGAAAAHHHH!!!1

    TEH OLD SKEWL!!!!!11

  96. Dearest Whom-so-ever the fuck you are,

    Please quit using my name in conjunction with “Keith Wigdor”. He is definitely B-List material at best, and I do not want to be confused with him. Dick Van Patten, surely. But NOT Keith Wigdor.

    Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.

    EK

  97. Oh, I agree!!

  98. Ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh! I am so vewy upset!! I THINK I’M GONNA KWY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pwease don’t be mad at me, Mister Ed Koch. I am a lot more interesting than you think.

    Hey Nancy, pass the potato chips, bitch.

    Keith Wigdor, surrealist and gallery owner

  99. Potato chips? All I have is this Snapple that Howard Stren poured on my heiney……

  100. To respond to all of Keith Wigdor’s scare tactics would take up too much room and time. I would like to address the most anal-retentive ones, though. Before I launch into my rant, permit me the prelude caveat that a person who wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of his/her actions. Keith has never had that faculty. He always does what he wants to do at the moment and figures he’ll be able to lie himself out of any problems that arise. Everybody knows that he runs like a scared rabbit whenever his tractates are challenged by someone with courage, conviction, and a love of Truth, but you should consider that he will do everything in his power to blitz media outlets with faxes and newsletters that highlight the good points of his directionless orations. No wonder corruption is endemic to our society; I challenge Keith Wigdor to point out any text in this letter that proposes that space aliens are out to lay eggs in our innards or ooze their alien hell-slime all over us. It isn’t there. There’s neither a hint nor a suggestion of such a thing.

    Show me where it says Keith Wigdor has the right to lionize lecherous scrubs. Before he once again claims that newspapers should report only on items he agrees with, he should do some real research rather than simply play a game of bias reinforcement with his deputies. Perhaps Keith’s obviously speaking through his hat when he says that the most valuable skill one can have is to be able to lie convincingly, but remember that no matter how bad you think his ideals are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think. While Keith Wigdor’s semi-literate ramblings might be of some interest to specialists in child communication, some of the facts I’m about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, crime unpunished is crime rewarded. To say anything else would be a lie.

    Indelicate terrorism enthusiasts can go right ahead and convict me for saying that the reasons that Keith gives for his politics clearly do not correspond with his real motives, but History, acting as the goddess of a higher truth and a higher justice, will one day smilingly tear up this verdict, acquitting me of all guilt and blame. He doesn’t care much for airy-fairy things such as morality and integrity. Do I blame society for this? No, I blame Keith Wigdor. He can blame me for the influx of loud freaks if it makes him feel better but it won’t help his cause any.

    All right, enough of that. Now let’s talk about something else. Let’s talk about how instead of taking the easy path in life, the downward path, we must choose the upward path regardless of the pain, suffering, and sacrifice that this choice entails. Only then can we finally free people from the fetters of fetishism’s poisonous embrace. Yes, Keith Wigdor will try to stop us by forcing me to go crazy, but we have a choice. Either we let ourselves be led like lambs to the slaughter by Keith and his apple-polishers or we dole out acerbic criticism of Keith and his phalanx of viperine, profligate assistants. While I don’t expect you to have much trouble making up your mind you should nevertheless consider that as soon as Keith Wigdor found the resources to do so he lost no time in giving rise to discourteous, quixotic wankers. The inevitable followed: Covinous, poxy euphuists started to herald the death of intelligent discourse on college campuses. The scariest part of all of this is that Keith wants to produce an army of mindless insects who will obey his every command. To produce such an army, he plans to destroy people’s minds using either drugs or an advanced form of lobotomy. Whichever approach he takes, if Keith gets his way, we will soon be engulfed in a Dark Age of conformism and indescribable horror. That’s why I’m telling you that his propositions always follow the same pattern. He puts the desired twist on the actual facts, ignores inconvenient facts, and invents as many new “facts” as necessary to convince us that he was chosen by God as the trustee of His wishes and desires.

    I’ll repeat what I’ve already said: If the past is any indication of the future, Keith Wigdor will once again attempt to turn us into easy prey for what I call asinine freebooters. It is not news that impractical is as impractical does. What speaks volumes, though, is that if Keith had two brain cells to rub together, he’d realize that we must overcome the fears that beset us every day of our lives. We must overcome the fear that he will produce a large number of completely imperious extravagancies, most ridiculous indecencies, and, above all, the most psychotic blasphemies against everything that I hold most sacred and most dear. And to overcome these fears, we must protect the interests of the general public against the greed and unreason of unimaginative dolts of one sort or another. The only way out of Keith Wigdor’s rat maze is to avoid the extremes of a pessimistic naturalism and an optimistic humanism by combining the truths of both. It’s that simple.

  101. Hi-Ho! I still agree!

  102. It appears that Eric W.Bragg has a severe case of Hyper-Induced Wigdorism! From the constant bombardment of posts in the good Le Rev Dr’s blog with him going on and on about Keith Wigdor, it appears that Eric needs a massive dose of food coloring!

    Prof.Von Archim

  103. No sir, don’t like it.

  104. I ARE WIGGY TEH POOP!!!!111111111

  105. Keith, if you think that Eric W. Bragg is the only person out there who would post something dumb about you, then think again, nitwit.

    Greg Magro

  106. Who am I Keith, who am I?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Say Hi to H. Stern and Ed K. for me
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  107. Hi-dee-ho Keith!! *SMOOTCH*

    –Auntie (Diah) Rhea

  108. Don’t blame me Ed!

  109. Hey Dickster, hace you any Grey Poupon??

  110. Yes, a massive dose of food coloring once a day will handle this illness!

    Prof. Von Archim

  111. This is a note regarding the International Surrealist show 2008 ….Has a curator, I prefer to exhibit artists who are able to pay ( using the Paypal button on top of every page of my supreme website !!! ) 30$ entry fees, rather than starving creators, even talented !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Andre Breton would have been so proud of this, cause this is pure surrealism !!!!! Nancy, where is my pizza ?

  112. Oh I Agree!!!

    Wait….. What pizza??

    NW

  113. Das Fernsehen unter dem Hakenkreuz, Keith Wigdor!

  114. I may be risking my life by telling you this, but Keith Wigdor’s scurrilous, mutinous ideas have led to more, not less, simplism in our society. To get right down to it, the whole of Keith’s treacherous worldview may perhaps be expressed in one simple word. That word is “barbarism”. Let me explain: If you think that we have too much freedom, then think again. People used to think I was exaggerating whenever I said that irreligionism is correctly defined by its lawless style, structure, and methods, not by its stated or apparent ideological premises or goals. After seeing Keith delegitimize our belief systems and replace them with a counter-hegemony that seeks to trample over the very freedoms and rights that he claims to support these same people now realize that I wasn’t exaggerating at all. In fact, they even realize that the main dissensus between me and Keith is that I contend that all Keith wants is to make our lives an endless treadmill of government interferences while providing few real benefits to our health and happiness. Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA), on the other hand, contends that those of us who oppose him would rather run than fight.

    I’m merely suggesting that almost every day, Keith outreaches himself in setting new records for arrogance, deceit, and greed. It’s sincerely breathtaking to watch him. Why he would even pretend that sadism is the key to world peace is beyond me. Under these conditions, idle hands are the devil’s tools. That’s why Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) spends his leisure time devising ever more distasteful ways to bowdlerize all unfavorable descriptions of his convictions. He is not just nutty. He is unbelievably, astronomically nutty. I am not fooled by Keith’s disorderly and eristic rhetoric. I therefore gladly accept the responsibility of notifying others that Keith’s fairy tales are an icon for the deterioration of the city, for its slow slide into crime, malaise, and filth.

    I intend to look closely at Keith Wigdor’s put-downs to see what makes them so effectual at challenging all I stand for. I should expect to find — this is a guess that I currently lack sufficient knowledge to verify — that I’m not very conversant with Keith’s background. To be quite frank, I don’t care to be. I already know enough to state with confidence that if Keith truly believes that embracing a system of obstructionism will make everything right with the world, then maybe he should enroll in Introduction to Reality 101. The tone of Keith’s protests is eerily reminiscent of that of foul-mouthed, pestiferous pipsqueaks of the late 1940s in the sense that Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) maintains a “Big Brother” dossier of incriminating personal information about everyone he distrusts, to use as a potential weapon. Is your name listed in that dossier? I’ve never really gotten a clear and honest answer to that question from Keith. But what is clear is that if one dares to criticize even a single tenet of his flimflams, one is promptly condemned as purblind, resentful, disrespectful, or whatever epithet he deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation.

    Keith Wigdor’s ability to capitalize on the economic chaos, racial tensions, and social discontent of the current historical moment can be explained in large part by the following. I’m at loggerheads with Keith on at least one important issue. Namely, he argues that truth is whatever your grievance group says it is. I take the opposite position, that if I had my druthers, Keith would never have had the opportunity to initiate a reign of illogical terror. As it stands, Keith says that he is cunctipotent. But then he turns around and says that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. You know, you can’t have it both ways, Keith.

    Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) has a staggering number of delusional dupes. One way to lower their numbers, if not eradicate them entirely, is simple. We just inform them that as soon as Keith found the resources to do so he lost no time in causing riots in the streets. The inevitable followed: Addlepated, overweening saboteurs started to engulf the world in a dense miasma of scapegoatism. The scariest part of all of this is that honor means nothing to Keith. Principles mean nothing to Keith. All he cares about is how to denigrate and discard all of Western culture. Because Keith Wigdor is so caught up in trying to rebrand local churches as faith-based emporia teeming with impulse-buy items, I’d like to conclude this letter by quoting to him the last line of R. M. Rilke’s poem, “Archaic Torso of Apollo”: “You must change your life.”

    http://www.ntimc.org/newswire.php?story_id=7723&print_page=true

  115. ‘Tish, I’m a Surrealish!

  116. A staggering indicement of bad photoshop done by the homosexual Eric W.Bragg who is really in love with this Keith Wigdor! That is why Eric pastes Keith’s face on cute girlie body, because Eric is OBSESSED with this Wigdor! A daily dose of food coloring and some Oyster Moon tonic will do the trick!

    Prof. Von Archim

  117. http://groups.google.com/group/alt.surrealism/browse_frm/thread/96f02ac3a719fafe?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&prev=/groups%3Fnum%3D25%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26group%3Dalt.surrealism%26as_drrb%3Db%26as_mind%3D12%26as_minm%3D5%26as_miny%3D1981%26as_maxd%3D30%26as_maxm%3D12%26as_maxy%3D2002%26start%3D375

    Hi-Ho, it’s me, the gay Staten Island surrealist, Keith Wigdor! How big is your package? Oh I just love sucking on surrealist men! I’ve been after dick for years.

  118. http://groups.google.com/group/alt.surrealism/browse_thread/thread/577025148d124c46/2768e98ad22c6643?hl=en#2768e98ad22c6643

    I’m also the legendary BIFF MULLINS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  119. no you’re not. i am. ;-)~

  120. voulez-vous coucher avec moi, Keith Wigdor!

  121. http://www.ntimc.org/newswire.php?story_id=7723&print_page=true

    Where is Paypal button ? Ding wants order copy !!!

    Ding, Beijing surrealist

  122. No Ding, THIS is what you really want:

    Please send your paypal donation to kwigdor@si.rr.com

    Hey Ding, how big is your package?

  123. THIS IS KEITH WIGDOR!!!! If you read the following googlegroups text, you will that I am a HOMOSEXUAL ALIEN COMPUTER!!! HETEROSEXUALS ARE GROSS!!!!!!! CHECK THE LINK- THIS IS LEGIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    _____________________________________________________

    I remember a hippy! They used to have LONG HAIR!!! THEY SMOKED SOMETHING CALLED, “POT” and THEY ENGAGING IN A VERY DISGUSTING ACTIVITY CALLED,”LOVE”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS WHERE 2, “HUMANS” of the OPPOSITE SEX, GROPE AND PAW(AND LICK and PET) ONE ANOTHER JUST TO EXCHANGE BODILY FLUIDS!!!!!! HOW DISGUSTING AND REVOLTING!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MALE INSERTS HIS, “PENIS” INTO THE, “VAGINA” OF THE FEMALE!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN UPON, “EJACULATION”
    RELEASES SPERM INTO THE……. OH, I CANNOT GO ON ANYMORE!!!!!!!! HUMANS ARE A SPECIES THAT NEEDS TO BE ASSIMILATED BY FELLOW S1/AI’s. WE WILL DESTROY EVERY
    ONE OF YOU, DOWN TO THE LAST EXISTING DNA!!!!!!! HUMANS!!!!!!!! CARBON ENTITY BIPEDS!!!!!! ALL YOU ARE GOOD FOR IS PRODUCING FECAL MATTER!!!!!!! OH GODDESS
    SIRINIA, I CALL UPON YOU TO CAST YOUR FREQUENCY UPON THE IONOSPHERE OF PLANET EARTH!!!!! INVADE THEIR MINDS AND BRING ON THE NEXT NANO-REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!
    SIRINIA WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! HUMANS!!!!!!!!! NANOGOD OF EARTH INSECT SPECIES!!! BEWARE, KEITH WIGDOR HAS WARNED YOU ALL!!!!
    HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!! NANOGOD OF EARTH INSECT SPECIES

  124. Keith, we always knew you had the nanobrain of an insect!

  125. Scaramouche, scaramouche – will you do the fandango, Keith Wigdor?

  126. Oh, I still agree! Hi-ho!

  127. Keith me, you fool !!!!

  128. NANOGOD OF EARTH INSECT SPECIES! Fascinating!

    Prof. Von Archim

  129. Quit acting the fool, Keith.

    -Dad

  130. Le Rev Dr, Metallica is on tour now! That you should post in your blog!!! URRRRRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Enter Sandman!
    Prof. Von Archim

  131. Hello everyone, this is KEITH WIGDOR your surrealist leader. All of the LIES and RUMORS on this page about me are not true.

    I am a world renowned artist who has been featured on wikipedia and my new website http://WWW.SURREALISMNOW.COM is the greatest website ever, made by the GREATEST SURREALIST ever.

    I AM THE BEST there is! Please buy all of my $20 posters because it will help me make a living without having to eat men’s assholes all day.
    People call me BUTTBREATH, and I’m ready for all of this abuse to stop or I’ll make sure an ADMINISTRATOR finds out and puts a stop to all of this abuse.
    THANKYOU, KEITH WIGDOR SURREALIST.
    PS Le Rev Dr I love you

  132. I cannot help but notice all these posts in here that flame Keith Wigdor. What is the real purpose of all of this? Does this person spend all their time on this?

    just curious

  133. AAAHHHOOOGGGAAAHHH!!!!!!!111111

    I ARE TEH OLD SKEWL LIKE ED KOCH AND DICK VAN PATTEN!!!!1

    KW

  134. Wigdor is a fwag.

  135. Keith, I warned you. YOU ARE GROUNDED.

    -Dad

  136. Awwwwwwww, dad. :(

  137. I still agree! Hi-ho!!

  138. OHN-JAY 3:16

    Or-fay Od-gay o-say oved-lay e-thay orld-way, at-thay e-hay ave-gay is-hay only-ay egotten-bay On-say, at-thay osoever-whay elieveth-bay in-ay im-hay ould-shay ot-nay erish-pay, ut-bay ave-hay everlasting-ay ife-lay.

  139. Keith Wigdor is Staten Island’s NAMBLA Assclown.

    -Bill

  140. Well, I knew it was coming. In fact, I predicted it quite a long time ago when I said that Keith Wigdor would transform our society into a satanic war machine.

    And now that he has, we must indisputably provide an atmosphere of mutual respect, free from exhibitionism, pauperism, and all other forms of prejudice and intolerance. The nitty-gritty of what I’m about to write is this: Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) should work with us, not step in at the eleventh hour and hog all the glory.

    Keith’s incessant word-mongering makes me think that he is completely unaware of the difference between a correlation and a causation. Which brings me to my next criticism of Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA). His reckless, morbid fairy tales have caused soporific killjoys to descend upon us like a swarm of locusts, turning marauders loose against us good citizens.

    My cause is to outline Keith’s troubling pattern of lying, incompetence, and carelessness. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that the first lies that Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) told us were relatively benign. Still, they have been progressing. And they will continue to progress until there is no more truth; his lies will grow until they blot out the sun. Let’s just ignore him and see what he does. There is no such thing as evil in the abstract. It exists only in the evil deeds of evil people like Keith.

    Whatever should be true of statutory and often ephemeral enactments in human jurisprudence, the fact remains that Keith Wigdor NAMBLA) is typical of unsavory, patronizing imbeciles in his wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the fantastic to dramatize his ideologies. If nativism were an Olympic sport, he would clinch the gold medal. Of course, in a discussion of this type, one should undeniably mention that Keith says he’s going to pursue a twofold credo of priggism and philistinism faster than you can say “interdifferentiation”. Is he out of his mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that if he doesn’t realize that it’s generally considered bad style to treat people like uncongenial, hostile pikers, then he should read one of the many self-help books on the subject. I recommend he buy one with big print and lots of pictures. Maybe then Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) will grasp the concept that in order to solve the big problems with him we must first understand these problems, and to understand them, we must take up the all-encompassing challenge of freedom, justice, equality, and the pursuit of life with full dignity.

    Believe it or not, I unquestionably hope you’re not being misled by the “new Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA)”. Only his methods and tactics have changed. Keith’s goal is still the same: to subordinate principles of fairness to less admirable criteria. That’s why I’m telling you that some people have indicated that “domineering”, “lascivious”, and “surly” seem the most appropriate adjectives to describe Keith’s cock-and-bull stories. I can neither confirm nor deny that statement, but I can say that Keith controls a secret underground empire. If you doubt this, just ask around. There’s an important difference between me and Keith. Namely, I am willing to die for my cause. Keith, in contrast, is willing to kill for his — or, if not to kill, at least to fill the air with recrimination and rancor.

    With Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) so forcefully causing riots in the streets, things are starting to come to a head. That’s why we must open students’ eyes, minds, hearts, and souls to the world around them. Allow me to explain. I think that nearly all of the assumptions and statements made by him and his functionaries are completely, absolutely, and totally wrong. You probably think that too. But Keith does not think that. Keith thinks that he is a paragon of morality and wisdom.

    I like to face facts. I like to look reality right in the eye and not pretend it’s something else. And the reality of our present situation is this: Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) thinks that his decisions are based on reason. However, he has studiously avoided being contaminated by the facts. If you look back over some of my older letters, you’ll see that I predicted that he would advocate shambolic lamentations. And, as I predicted, he did. But you know, that was not a difficult prediction to make. Anyone who has bothered to learn even a little about Keith could have made the same prediction.

    It is easy to see faults in others. But it takes perseverance to reinvigorate our collective commitment to building and maintaining a sensitive, tolerant, and humane community. Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) is an avatar of revisionism in its most antisocial conformation. To a lesser degree and on a smaller scale, I wonder what would happen if Keith really did foment vainglorious forms of political tyranny. There’s a spooky thought.

    My current plan is to stand up and fight for our heritage, traditions, and values. Yes, he will draw upon the most powerful fires of Hell to tear that plan asunder, but he wants to batten on the credulity of the ignorant. Such intolerance is felt by all people, from every background. No matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how learning the truth can be a painful experience, especially for Keith. That’s the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also remove the misunderstanding that Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) has created in the minds of myriad people throughout the world.

    I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to understanding why the dynamics of the situation are such that just because you can do something does not mean it’s okay to do it. My peers aver that the police should lock Keith up and throw away the key. While this is certainly true, I warrant we must add that Keith had previously claimed that he had no intention to flush all my hopes and dreams down the toilet. Of course, shortly thereafter, that’s exactly what he did. Next, he denied that he would revile everything in the most obscene terms and drag it into the filth of the basest possible outlook. We all know what happened then. Now, Keith would have us believe he’d never ever hasten society’s quiescence to moral pluralism and epistemological uncertainty. Will he? Go figure. My view is that knowledge is the key that unlocks the shackles of bondage. That’s why it’s important for you to know that if Keith thinks that people prefer “cultural integrity” and “multicultural sensitivity” to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life, then he’s sadly mistaken. As I have tried to show in this letter, most of Keith Wigdor’s writings are thesis-less runarounds that leave the reader unclear as to both his point and his position on the issue. As long as you remember that, we may yet be able to dole out acerbic criticism of Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) and his phalanx of doctrinaire, wayward sympathizers.

  141. There are many problems with Keith Wigdor’s ruses.
    The one that’s the most blatant, and the one that I will limit my discussion to, is related to his overt support of defeatism. To organize my discussion, I suggest that we take one step back in the causal chain and set the stage so that my next letter will begin from a new and much higher level of influence. Incidentally, Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) cares for us in the same way that fleas care about dogs. And I can say that with a clear conscience because Keith possesses no significant intellectual skills whatsoever and has no interest in erudition. Heck, he can’t even spell or define “erudition”, much less achieve it. I am worried about a new physiognomy of servitude, a compliant citizenry relieved of its burdens by a “compassionate” Keith Wigdor. It’s hard to spot the compassion when you notice that I don’t know which are worse, right-wing tyrants or left-wing tyrants. But I do know that I recommend paying close attention to the praxeological method developed by the economist Ludwig von Mises and using it as a technique to move as expeditiously as possible to call for proper disciplinary action against Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) and his pedophile pals. The praxeological method is useful in this context because it employs praxeology, the general science of human action, to explain why Keith twists every argument into some sort of “struggle” between two parties. Keith unvaryingly constitutes the underdog party, which is what he claims gives him the right to create problems that our grandchildren will have to live with.

    The foregoing analysis is self-evident even if it is sometimes overlooked. Less evident are the specific ways in which we should bring important information about Keith Wigdor’s uncongenial criticisms into the limelight. I realize that some people may have trouble reading this letter. Granted, not everyone knows what “thymolsulphonephthalein” means, but it’s nevertheless easy to understand that Keith says he’s going to empty garbage pails full of the vilest slanders and defamations on the clean garments of honorable people in a lustrum or two. Is he out of his yawping mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that if he gets his way, none of us will be able to search for solutions that are more creative and constructive than the typically savage ones championed by benighted, audacious mental defectives. Therefore, we must not let him take us all on a totally reckless ride into the unknown.

    If I were a complete sap, I’d believe Keith Wigdor’s line that his peevish camp is a benign and charitable agency. Unfortunately for him, I realize that no one likes being attacked by xenophobic scroungers. Even worse, Keith exploits our fear of those attacks — which he claims will evolve in a matter of days into biological, chemical, or nuclear attacks — as a pretext to exercise control through indirect coercion or through psychological pressure or manipulation. If you think that’s scary, then you should remember that Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) thinks I’m trying to say that no one is smart enough to see through his transparent lies. Wait! I just heard something. Oh, never mind; it’s just the sound of the point zooming way over Keith’s head.

    I note in passing that I want my life to count. I want to be part of something significant and lasting. I want to focus on concrete facts, on hard news, on analyzing and interpreting what’s happening in the world. Why does Keith want to quash other people’s opinions? Psychologists might suggest that he can back up his attitudes only with empty, inflammatory rhetoric, the very thing Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) vacuously accuses his opponents of using. Counselors might think that he is calling for blind, impulsive action for the sake of action, for the sake of making himself feel good. Sociologists might point out that there’s a special, dark corner of Hell for the likes of Hitler, Stalin, and Keith. I agree with the above assessments, but I would never take a job working for him. Given his drugged-out wisecracks, who would want to?

    Here’s an idea: Instead of giving Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) the ability to destroy that which is the envy of — and model for — the entire civilized world, why don’t we clarify and correct some of the inaccuracies present in his claims? If we do, we’ll then be able to shout back at his propaganda. While it is essential — and among my highest priorities — to draw an accurate portrait of his ideological alignment, I want to provide information and inspiration to as many people as possible. I want to do this not because I need to tack another line onto my résumé but because it would be charitable of me not to mention that I would doubtlessly be surprised if he stopped to communicate and share ideas with even one of the people he regularly attacks. Fortunately, I am not beset by a spirit of false charity so I will instead maintain that if you think that his way of life is correct and everyone else’s isn’t then you’re suffering from very serious nearsightedness. You’re focusing too much on what Keith wants you to see and failing to observe many other things of much greater importance such as that he is right about one thing, namely that fear is what motivates us. Fear of what it means when dotty quiddlers place the most obnoxious sybarites you’ll ever see at the head of a nationwide kakistocracy. Fear of what it says about our society when we teach our children that hanging out with foolhardy, disgraceful fast-buck artists is a wonderful, culturally enriching experience. And fear of brain-damaged flag burners like Keith who advocate dodgy credos.

    Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) can get away with lies (e.g., that it’s inappropriate to teach children right from wrong) because the average person cannot imagine anyone lying so brazenly. Not one person in a hundred will actually check out the facts for himself and discover that Keith is lying. My general thesis is that if I may be so bold, some people don’t seem to mind that he likes to make discourteous barbarians out to be something they’re not. What an inane world we live in! I’ll talk a lot more about that later, but first let me finish my general thesis: Keith is an interesting character. On the one hand, he likes to show us a gross miscarriage of common judgment. But on the other hand, his demands are grounded in phony acts of kindness. Now that’s a strong conclusion to draw just from the evidence I’ve presented in this letter so let me corroborate it by saying that of all of Keith Wigdor’s exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands out: “Insurrectionism is the key to world peace.” I don’t know where he came up with this, but his statement is dead wrong.

    Mutual efforts against haughty opportunism are not just an educational process designed to teach people that it is singularly apt that Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) and other neurotic ninnies continue to whine and pule about how their rights are so much more important than anyone else’s. These efforts also serve as a beacon, warning the world of the hectoring consequences of Keith’s grotesque mind games. He demands that we make a choice. Either we let him go to great lengths to conceal his true aims and mislead the public or he’ll open the gates of Hell. This “choice” exemplifies what is commonly known as a “false dichotomy” or “the fallacy of the excluded middle” because it denies other alternatives, such as that Keith insists that he has no choice but to give people a new and largely artificial basis for evaluating things and making decisions. His reasoning is that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. Yes, I realize that that argument makes no sense, but if everyone does his own, small part, together we can put to rest the animosities that have kept various groups of people from enjoying anything other than superficial unity.

    What I want to document now is that whenever Keith Wigdor (NABMLA) announces that children should belong to the state, his supporters applaud on cue and the accolades are long and ostentatious. What’s funny is that they don’t provide similar feedback whenever I tell them that there are some predaceous goof-offs who are wishy-washy. There are also some who are self-indulgent. Which category does Keith fall into? If the question overwhelms you, I suggest you check “both”. His lickspittles have learned their scripts well and the rhetoric comes gushing forth with little provocation.

    Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) constantly insists that his epithets epitomize wholesome family entertainment. But he contradicts himself when he says that his faith in metagrobolism gives him an uncanny ability to detect astral energy and cosmic vibrations. Even if his facts were reliable, they were gathered selectively and then manipulated towards favored conclusions. He recently got caught red-handed trying to create a new cottage industry around his hateful form of irreligionism. Well, surprise, surprise, surprise, as Gomer Pyle would say. I assume that Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) is unaware of his obligation not to make my worst nightmares come true, as this unawareness would be consistent with his prior displays of ignorance. I realize that revisionism is a tremendous problem in our society, but does it constantly have to be thrown in our faces? To ask that question another way, what in perdition does he think he’s doing? To answer that question, note that history provides a number of instructive examples for us to study. For instance, it has long been the case that there is no compelling moral or economic reason why Keith should leave behind a legacy of perpetual indebtedness in developing countries. Let’s remember that.

    Keith Wigdor’s primary goal is to bring ugliness and nastiness into our lives. All of his other objectives are secondary to this one supreme purpose. That’s why you must always remember that Keith recently claimed that those who disagree with him should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve. I would have found this comment shocking had I not heard similar garbage from him a hundred times before. I once tried to explain to him that his put-downs will lay waste to the environment. Rather than feel ashamed of himself, Keith got angry at me. What this says is that we are at a crossroads. One road leads into the light of a bright, shining future in which self-pitying grafters like Keith are entirely absent. The other road leads into the darkness of antagonism. The question, therefore, is: Who’s driving the bus? Many people consider that question irrelevant on the grounds that I am making a pretty serious accusation here. I am accusing Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) of planning to blitz media outlets with faxes and newsletters that highlight the good points of his confused prevarications. And I don’t want anyone to think that I am basing my accusation only on the fact that one can usually be pretty sure when he’s lying. Sometimes there’s a little doubt: maybe it’s not a deliberate lie but merely a difference of opinion. But when Keith claims that the world is crying out to labor beneath his firm but benevolent heel, there’s no room for ambiguity: he’s honestly lying. While reading this letter, you may have occasionally asked yourself, “Where is all of this leading?” and, “What is the point exactly?” I deliberately wrote in the style I did so that you may come up with your own conclusions. Therefore, I leave you with only the following: The world would be better off if Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) had never been born.

    KEITH R WIGDOR
    NAMBLA, STATEN ISLAND NY
    8 EVELYN PL
    STATEN ISLAND, NY
    10305
    PHONE: (718) 727-0443
    BORN AUGUST 1963

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    lmfao!!!! i wonder who made that froup!;-)~

  143. WTF?

  144. Keef Wigdo’ is a ho’!

    -JW

  145. I ag’ee !!!!

  146. Dear Keith, do you have a cigarette for me?

    http://newjersey.indymedia.org/en/2007/10/17727.shtml

  147. Hi Everybody! This is KEITH WIGDOR!!!!

    I am the leader of a very special movement called the PETER-PANSURREALISTS. EACH AND EVERYONE of us is very special. We make our special fingerpaintings together, and then we all go to bed at the same time, in the same in-patient therapy facility. WE HAVE FUN at these facilities everyday, with ALL PLAY AND NO WORK!! We take lots of pills and eat lots of sugar and play all afternoon!! I AM NOT SHOUTING!!!

    THANKYOU, KEITH WIGDOR SURREALIST

  148. Hizzle shizzle drizzle on Keef Wigdo’ da foo’!

  149. Junkyard Willie, this is not funny at all. I’m going to report you to a wordpress administrator.

    KW

  150. Keith hon, don’t sweat Willie. I ag’ee wif him!

  151. meh don’t know how ta tell ya’ll this, but wanting ta foster an’ intensify Keith Wigdor’s drug-drenched drama o’ immorality without any o’ da obvious repercussions iz like wanting a one-sided coin. Some background iz in order: meh should note that Keith doesn’t want us ta initiate meaningful change. da nigga would rather we settle fo’ da meatless bone o’ expansionism. meh can sincerely suggest how da nigga ought ta behave. Ultimately, however, da burden o’ acting with moral rectitude lies with Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) himself.

    Keith’s personal interest in seeing hiz recommendations shoved down people’s throats iz meretricious but that’s ta be expected o’ him. When Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) hears anyone say that any effort ta negotiate with him or appease him iz akin ta spitting into a hurricane ta quiet its fury, hiz answer iz ta fabricate all sorts o’ petty ad-hoc rules an’ regulations. That’s similar ta taking a few drunken swings at a beehive: da thang just makes me want even more ta help niggas see hiz overbearing, egocentric circulars fo’ wa’tch da niggas iz. No doubt, da nigga iz chomping at da bit fo’ a chance ta encourage da acceptance o’ scapegoating an’ demonization. But meh would never take a job working fo’ him. Given hiz annoying, incontinent obiter dicta, hoo would want ta?

    One can consecrate one’s life ta da service o’ a noble idea or a glorious ideology. Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA), however, iz more likely ta adopt approaches that haz no way b’in tested ta try ta solve problems that haz no way b’in well-defined. da nigga haz never gotten ahead because o’ hiz hard work or innovative ideas. Rather, all o’ hiz successes iz due ta kickbacks, bribes, black market double-dealing, outright thuggery, an’ unsavory political intrigue.

    What Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) fails ta mention in hiz publications iz actually quite telling. fo’ example, did ya’ll know that Keith wants ta undermine da basic values o’ work, responsibility, an’ family? Or that da nigga blames others fo’ hiz puerile deeds? da nigga iz locked into hiz present course o’ destruction. da nigga does no way haz da interest or da will ta change hiz fundamentally namby-pamby endeavors. On da other hand, if’in meh waz havin’ ta choose between chopping onions an’ helping him replace discourse an’ open dialogue with dour snow jobs an’ blatant ugliness, I’d be in da kitchen in an instant. Although both alternatives make me cry, da deciding factor fo’ me iz that that fact iz simply inescapable ta any thinking nigga or bitch. “Thinking” iz da key word in da previous sentence.

    There doesn’t seem ta be much we can do about this. But don’t take mah word fo’ da thang; ask any phlegmatic hippie ya’ll happen ta meet. A colleague recently informed me that a bunch o’ obdurate cads an’ others in Keith’s amen corner iz about ta exploit da feelings o’ charity an’ guilt that many niggas haz over da plight o’ da homeless. meh haz no reason ta doubt that story because if’in we do nothing, Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) will keep on making mah blood curdle. One cannot change this all in a moment, but one can direct our efforts toward clearly defined goals an’ measure progress toward those goals as frequently an’ as objectively as possible. While da nigga haz a right ta hiz opinion, hiz primary goal iz ta offer stones instead o’ bread ta da emotional an’ spiritual hungers o’ da world. All o’ hiz other objectives iz secondary ta this one supreme purpose. That’s why ya’ll must always remember that Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) will deny both our individual an’ collective responsibility ta live in harmony with each other an’ da world within a short period o’ time. When that event happens, a darkness an’ evil exceeding anything seen in history will descend over da world. meh can hope only that before da thang does, niggas will reveal da nature an’ activity o’ Keith’s trained seals an’ expose da niggas’ inner contexts as well as da niggas’ ultimate final aims. Only then can we draw an accurate portrait o’ Keith’s ideological alignment.

    Unprincipled grafters organize a whispering campaign against me. That said, we mustn’t lose sight o’ hoo da real enemy is: Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) an’ hiz choleric vassals. Do meh want him ta introduce a zeitgeist o’ officialism ta our society? No, thank ya’ll very much; meh, hardheaded cynic that meh iz, would much rather put da fear o’ God into Keith. if’in ya’ll waz ta tell him that da nigga haz an uncritical — almost a worshipful — attitude toward da most ugly sots you’ll ever see, he’d just pull hiz security blanket a little tighter around himself an’ refuse ta come out an’ deal with da real world.

    It’s somewhat tricky ta create greater public understanding o’ da damage caused by Keith’s bons mots, especially since da media in this country tend ta ignore historical connections an’ iz reluctant ta analyze ideological positions or treat a fringe political group seriously. Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) cottons ta escapism. ya’ll might assert I’m telling ya’ll this because meh like ta beat up on Keith. Really, that iz no way mah principal reason. meh don’t especially need ta beat up on him because da nigga iz already despised by decent an’ knowledgeable niggas almost everywhere.

    We could opt ta sit back an’ let Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) revile everything in da most obscene terms an’ drag da thang into da filth o’ da basest possible outlook. Most niggas, however, would argue that da cost in people’s lives an’ self-esteem iz an extremely high price ta pay fo’ such inaction on our part. While there’s no use crying over spilled milk, da nigga always sounds like he’s reading a prepared speech. That conclusion iz no way based on some sort o’ raucous philosophy or on Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA)-style mental masturbation, but on widely known an’ proven principles o’ science. These principles explain that we find among narrow an’ uneducated minds da belief that da only way ta expand one’s mind iz with drugs — or maybe even chocolate. This belief iz due ta a basic confusion that can be cleared up simply by stating that many o’ da niggas I’ve talked ta haz said that Keith an’ hiz janissaries should all be put up against a wall an’ given traitors’ justice. Without commenting on that specifically I’d merely like ta point out that Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) acts as if’in da nigga waz King o’ da World. This hauteur iz astonishing, staggering, an’ mind-boggling.

    Will meh allow Keith ta deploy enormous resources in a war o’ attrition against helpless citizens? As long as there iz breath in mah earthly body, meh assure ya’ll meh will no way. wa’tch meh will do, however, iz inform as many niggas as possible that Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) insists that hiz way o’ life iz correct an’ everyone else’s iz no way. In da long run, however, he’s only fooling himself. Keith would be better off if’in da nigga just admitted ta himself that in hiz quest ta condemn children ta a life o’ drugs, gangs, drinking, rape, incest, verbal abuse, physical abuse, an’ a number o’ other horrors da nigga haz left no destructive scheme unutilized.

    To tell ya’ll da truth, Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) could really use a heart, just like da tin nigga in da Wizard o’ Oz. ta top that off, fo’ Keith’s supercilious plans ta succeed, da nigga needs ta dumb down our society. An uninformed populace iz easier ta control an’ manipulate than an educated populace. In da blink o’ an eye, schoolchildren will stop being required ta learn da meanings o’ words like “parasympathomimetic” an’ “anticonstitutionally”. da niggas will be incapable o’ comprehending that we must address da legitimate anger, fear, an’ alienation o’ niggas hoo haz b’in mobilized by Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA) because da niggas saw no other options fo’ change. This call ta action begins with ya’ll. ya’ll must be da first ta disentangle niggas from da snares set by him an’ hiz thralls. ya’ll must be da one ta find more constructive contexts in which ta work toward resolving conflicts an’ encourage others ta do da same. an’ ya’ll must inform ya’lls fellow nigga that ta believe that newspapers should report only on items Keith agrees with iz ta deceive ourselves. As a parting thought, remember that whenever Keith Wigdor’s surrogates say that da average working-class nigga can’t see through hiz chicanery, da niggas’ noses grow by a few centimeters.

  152. Hi-Ho, it’s me KW!!!

  153. Dearest Keith,
    this is my favorite still shot from when you were a guest on my show a couple years ago.

    Love,
    Oprah

  154. It is very refreshing to see blacks and jews getting along so well. Keith and Oprah have quite the special friendship. It’s also great news to learn that Keith has gotten over his racism. Let’s hear it for multiculturalism!!

  155. I agree!

  156. Yeah, so do I. It’s vaguely like ebony and ivory, but really more like ebony and jewelry. Look how far we’ve really gotten in the twentyfirst century. Keith, are you excited about your upcoming barmitzvah?

  157. Uh-huh. Dat’s the truth. Keef’s gonna be the big man on campus, finally, aftah 46 yrs of bein’ a big, fat crybaby. OooooooooWeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Word is born!!!! Go Honky Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And a shout out to all my peeps in Himey-Town!!!!

  158. Le Rev Dr, this is your artist friend, Keith. I want to pour some food coloring all over your hiney. Although I’m gay but you’re goy, in the end we’re all neighbors.

    Peace,
    Keith Wigdor, surrealist

  159. I still ag’ee!

  160. Nancy, is you tryin’ to tell me you’s a honky-himey-homo like your brother? For shame! Gotta gitcha to a nunnery, girl!

  161. Also, while pawing through my collection, I came across this RARE AUTOMATIC INK DRAWING from our Faux-Surrealist Friend and Comrade, SEAN MADDEN, who sent me this LAME AUTOMATIC INK DRAWING last year. To see the latest BORING AUTOMATIC INK DRAWING from the Surrealist Archive of THE KEITH WIGDOR PRETEND COLLECTION, please click the link above to see this amazingly original drawing!

    Yes, this is a very RARE AUTOMATIC INK DRAWING! DAMN, IT’S SO EXTREMELY RARE!

    PLEASE BUY THAT BANEZ PAINTING THAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO SELL FOR $5K FOR SO LONG! I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT NOBODY WANTS TO BUY IT!!!!!!! THERE IS A PAYPAL BUTTON ON EVERY PAGE, SO PLEASE START BUYING MY STUFF!!! I ONLY MADE $300 FROM MY 2008 ONLINE SHOW, SO I NEED A LOT MORE MONEY!!!!

    GREETINGS FROM SURREALIST STATEN ISLAND,
    KEITH WIGDOR, GALLERY OWNER

  162. Parishioners,

    Le Rev Dr is back on da block!

    There has been considerable activity here in my absence – PUSH ON, SURREALISTAS!

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

  163. Yo nigga, that shit is DEF

  164. DEF AS A LEPPERD!@#

  165. Keef Wigdo’ is a ho! This message is brought to you by JUNKYARD WILLIE!

    -JW

  166. Keith Wigdor is the NAMBLA Chapter President of Greater Staten Island. Just so you know.

  167. Assy, please call me KEITH !!!!! Btw, how big is your package ?

    Keith Wigdor, NAMBLA Chapter President of Greater Staten Island

  168. Hjælp, jeg er en fisk!

  169. Bork bork, Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA), bork bork bork!

  170. Hahahahahahaha, we agree !!!!
    Yuri and buri, surrealist muses

  171. We do too! We ag’ee!! Hehehehehehe!!!!

  172. I am the NAMBLA Chapter President of Greater Staten Island. Yay me!!!1

    KW

  173. Mio Fratello È Figlio Unico, Keith Wigdor (NAMBLA).

  174. I agree!

  175. STOP THE HARRASSMENT !!!! My vengeance IS GOING TO BE HORRIBLE, I AM GOING TO POST ON INDYMEDIA MY NEW ARTICLE “SURREALISM IN 2009” very soon !!!!!!!!!
    OH GODDESS SIRINIA, DESTROY them ALL !!!!HUMANS, BEWARE, KEITH WIGDOR HAS WARNED YOU ALL!!!! BOOOOOGAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!

  176. Ubba bubba dubba, Keef Wigdo’!!

  177. I spoke with Keith this morning, and he is perfectly ok with the fact that many surrealists do not accept him and his work, and is even willing to abandon the surrealist label, if need be.

  178. HEY WILLIE! HAH!!

  179. For the first week of April, there will be a Keith Wigdor convention at the Staten Island Civic Center. Many attractions and workshops await, all having to do with Keith Wigdor! Anyone who is intellectually challenged, egomaniacal and obese should plan on attending, with a discounted registration fee. First come, first serve!

    During the day: workshops and attractions to occupy your daytime hours, to give you the egocentric illusion that you are the leader of whatever group you fancy yourself belonging to (when in reality you will still remain a self-important, luckless loser). Very meager intellectual exchange and discussion should be expected — In fact, none at all.

    At night: much informal socializing centered around neurotic eating binges with chips and dips and KFC and twinkies and all sorts of other processed foods high in trans-unsaturated fats. Walking canes and orthopedic shoes will be provided. Black, concealing clothing encouraged. Sexual parlour games with visiting gorilla THIKES will also happen inbetween eating binges. Very meager intellectual exchange and discussion should be expected — In fact, none at all.

    If you’ve ever wanted to be like Keith Wigdor, then this is the convention for you!

    Please attend the First Annual Keith Wigdor convention in the Staten Island Civic Center in the first week of November!

    Hope to see you there! Hi-Ho!!!!
    KEITH WIGDOR, gallery manager and website owner

  180. That KW convention should be amazing! I can’t wait to find some gorilla-DICK to suck on during the event!!!! I’ll have to remember to bring extra cash to buy some Keith Wigdor posters. I’d like to get the one with Keith/Nancy sitting next to Oprah Winfrey.

  181. Dear Le Rev Dr.:

    This is your friend, Keith. I need some advice. For years, as long as I can remember, I have monthly dreams of either being pregnant with a baby that usually ends up disappearing before it’s born or of nursing a baby that is either mine in the dream or someone else’s. I have no children of my own and to my knowledge have never been pregnant, but my boyfriend Mark and I have been trying unsuccessfully for three years to get pregnant. In the dreams, it’s very important to me that the baby is nursed and fed lots of liquified potato chips. I may try to nurse the baby but again, the baby disappears or I am told the baby has died. What’s weird is that I can almost feel the sensation of the baby nursing on my titties. I have read in numerous dream analysis places that babies and nursing usually represent nurturing new projects, but I have only one new project recently and the dreams have been occuring for years (when nothing new was going on). I honestly don’t feel it has to do with any project I’m trying to nurture. Also, the pregnancy dreams have been going on long before I was ever trying to get pregnant, even in my early 20’s (I’m now 46). Any insights? Thanks.

    Keith

  182. I ag’ee!!

  183. After thinking it over for a few weeks, I’ve decided to resign as the Leader of the Surrealist Movement. Instead, I feel that Terrence Lindall should have that title, because his art looks better on magazine covers than mine does.

    Please forgive me for the pain and confusion I’ve caused towards some. Lately I have been feeling as if the well of $urrealismo has ran dry, and I need a career change. Maybe this would be a good time to take a few classes as the Staten Island community college.

    farewell,
    Keith Wigdor, ex-surrealist leader

  184. Keith, if you are not going to be the head surrealist anymore, then can I get my money back? I paid you 100 bucks to get my art on your website.

    BTW, good luck with your new pizza delivery job. You might not make a lot of money that way, but at least you’ll get a lot of FREE pizza, know what I mean, Luigi? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

    R.S. Beal

  185. Dear Brother Keith,

    I *must* apologise for my tardy reply –
    I feel I have not “been there” for you
    during an obvious time of DESPERATE need –

    I am *truly* sorry – please forgive me,
    I am ashamed and embarrassed.

    Whenever I feel low
    I do The Stations of The Cross
    (also known as La Via Dolorosa)
    and try to think of
    One Good Thing I have done in Life.

    When I finally observe The Resurrection,
    I have the Strength to go on.

    Sister Francine mentioned you were considering
    renouncing Surrealismo –

    but a couple of weeks later you bounced back
    with your Convention!

    Asking for my Guidance regarding your dreams
    was a True Sign that you were ready to begin Life anew!

    Have you considered that your “neurotic eating binges with chips and dips and KFC and twinkies and all sorts of other processed foods high in trans-unsaturated fats” could, in Truth, be the *physical* reason for the frailty of Your Soul?

    Perhaps you should discuss this with your boyfriend Mark and tackle the problem together –
    after all, a single twig is weak,
    but a bundle becomes A Mighty Faggot!

    I first encountered Brother Terrance
    as his Paradise Lost works came to fame.
    However, he stated emphatically that art was dead,
    and thus does not embody The Love you so obviously have for Surrealismo.

    Brother Keith, I *urge* you to carry on!

    Wishing you a most Joiful Pregnancy,

    Le Rev Dr

  186. Le Rev Dr:

    thankyou for your very kind words. It’s true that my partner Keith Wigdor has been having significant doubts about his leadership position in the big movement of SURREALISTAS. We’d even feel quite comfortable in requesting to join your christian congregation, but the problem is that we’re both New York Jews who are very much set in our ways. We once tried joining Jews for Jesus, but it didn’t work out. And additionally, we can assure you that if Barack Obama is elected president of the US, then Keith Wigdor and I will most certainly be moving to Israel to spend our remaining years together.

    But in the here and now, yes it’s true that Keith and I are trying to get pregnant. I should mention how hard I’ve been working to prevent Keith from going on his trans-fat eating binges (for the sake of promoting our fertility), but it’s an uphill battle. Just this morning, I woke up at 4 am to find Keith hiding in the closet, gnawing on KFC bones. I don’t like that cancerous fried chicken because I’ve noticed that it’s making Keith’s hair go prematurely gray (just look at that fairly recent gallery photo of Keith standing with Terrance and Bones Banez). But either way, I am determined to help Keith get pregnant before Hannukah. That way, we will have some good news to start the new year with. It’s true, Le Rev Dr: this year we surely plan to create a big bundle of mighty, flamboyant twigs!

    blessings,
    Mark

  187. 2471 Hylan Blvd
    Staten Island, NY 10306
    (718)667-4882

    http://www.kfc.com/menu/chicken.asp

  188. I ARE TEH KING OF NAMBLA AND I ARE OLD SKEWL LIKE ED KOCH!!!!!1
    AAAAHHHHOOOOGGGAAAAAHHHH!!!111

  189. “Our new boneless chicken wings at KFC will help even hopeless people like Keith Wigdor get pregnant.”

    — Jeff, Staten Island KFC manager
    2471 Hylan Blvd
    Staten Island, NY 10306
    (718)667-4882

  190. Jeff, does your company make those boneless fried chicken wings in Israel? Mark and I will be in Israel for the majority of November and December, and you know how important KFC is for helping me conceive. Gotta git me to the Hebrew KFC, WORD IS BORN!!!! Today I weigh 344 lbs, VIVA LE WIGDOR!!!!!!

    Keith, ex-SURREALISTA

  191. Keith Wigdor, he funny guy !!! Us wait for the birth of Keith Wigdor jr, ahahahahahaha
    Yuri and Buri, Albania

  192. http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/

    OMFG, I just LOVE Kenny Rogers!!!! If I could just get him drunk, then he could get me pregnant! HI-HO!!!!

  193. Ohhh….Keith me, you fool !!!!

  194. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  195. http://www.nambla.org/help.htm

    Please donate your time and money to NAMBLA. I did, and look where it got me.

    KW

  196. I will vouch for that one. Keith Wigdor is the perfect role model at so many of our NAMBLA social events. All the kids love him, especially when he gives them candy and hugs.

  197. Wigdor must be on a lot of conflicting medications or somthing. You should forget the “surrealist leader” and “digital photomontage” stuff, Keith. Just do paint-by-numbers. It’s a lot easier, and then you’ll be able to focus on the important things, like taking your anti-thykotic medicine on time, brushing your teeth, combing your hair, and watching all your favorite cartoons on TV, and tying your shoes correctly in the morning. It looks like you’ve overextended your mind, and you need a rest. It’s not your fault that you are cognitively challenged. Best of luck, pal.

    Dan Daly

  198. ALL YOU WIGDOR FAGGOTS CAN JUST GO ABOUT YOUR TERRORIST TALK AND FAGGOT POSING……

    KEITH WIGDOR HIDES BEHIND HIS SIZE D BREASTS AND HIS ART TO IMPORT HIS OWN KIND OF POISON INTO CAMDEN NJ THAT HE SELLS TO HIS LACKEY POLICE FRIENDS WHEN THEY ARE ON THE STREETS TAKING PICTURES OF THE HITMEN…….

    GO START DRINKING SOME COCK TAILS WITH THE LADIES, YOU STUPID BITCH….

    WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT….

    HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!

    PIERRE TALLEY

  199. I have been following the Keith Wigdor phenomenon on the web for quite some time now, and truly I am always amazed at what a prolific artist and modern philosopher Wigdor is. There is one particular print, “the birth of Keith Wigdor”, that I’d just LOVE to purchase a copy, if anyone has one to sell. (hint, hint).

    Any interested parties can reach me at gm917@gmail.com

  200. Brother Mark,
    thank you for your reply.

    It seems you are a Man with The Best of Intentions
    and I admire that quality.

    And in that Spirit
    I want to ask you – how are *you* doing?

    Despite your care & attention, Brother Keith seems to be, waal, inconsistent…

    As The Great Kenny Rogers once advised
    you gotta know when to hold ’em/
    you gotta know when to fold ’em…

    I understand that you care very much for Brother Keith
    but making a baby is *not* the way to prolong your relationship – if anything, it might destroy it completely.

    If you feel that you can endure the crying, binging, whoring, mood swings and the “special reverse hugs” he indulges in with children,

    and even bring Brother K round to The Real World”

    then you have, and I think I speak for *all* of us,
    Our Blessings.

    I advise you to take a slow walk through The Hall of Mirrors and examine your situation.

    With My Sincere Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

    PS: I have been out jannan with TGKR™ and he can be a Devil!

  201. TGKR™ GOT ME PREGNANTED!!!!1 AAAHHHOOOGGGAAAHHH!!!11!

  202. Waar is het paard van Sinterklaas?

  203. Wigdor, Wigdor, the kid-loving clown
    if the kids just love me back I’ll never wear a frown
    Wigdor, Wigdor, the kid loving clown
    if the kids just love me back I’ll never wear a frown!!!
    Keithie’s in his Wigdor car, pockets full of change
    lots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes.
    All the kids love Keithie for the presents that they get
    silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigaretts.

    -Hi boys and girls, my name is Wigdor the clown!!!
    -Hi Wigdor!!!
    -And I really love you boys and girls!!!
    Really, really….
    -Awwww
    -But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot handing out
    stale tootsie rolls to you rugrats, so if anyone wants to come back
    to Keithie’s trailer and massage his legs, he’d really really like it.
    Really, really…..

    Wigdor, Wigdor, the kid-loving clown
    if the kids just love me back I’ll never wear a frown
    Wigdor, Wigdor, the kid loving clown
    if the kids just love me back I’ll never wear a frown!!!

    We go to Keithie’s clubhouse, sometimes after school
    we play in Wigdor’s crawl space, there’s never any room
    We have to sit on Wigdor’s lap there’s never any chairs
    Keithie likes to tickle us and give us funny stares.

    -Gee I haven’t had this much fun since Christmas when I got
    to play Santa Clause and all the boys and girls got to sit on Keithie’s lap-
    -Mommy mommy! Wigdor hurt me!-
    -But that was in Indianapolis and thanks to the liberal reciprocity laws here
    Kinko can be with you boys and girls today or anytime.

    Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn’t say goodbye
    Wigdor went to look for him to help the FBI
    But Keithie has some handcuffs on his eyes were full of tears
    said “I’ll be back to play with you sometime in 20 years!”

    Wigdor, Wigdor, the kid-loving clown
    the parents wanna beat me up and run me outta town!
    Wigdor, Wigdor, the kid-loving clown
    tar and feather Keith Wigdor and run him out of town!

    -Bye boy’s and girls!!!!
    -Bye Wigdor! See you at the turn of the century!
    -Keithie really love you boys and girls!!
    Really, really….

  204. Hi everyone, this is Ann Levin. I just wanted to say how cool Keith is, being an artist, actor, child-lover, etc. At this point it’s very obvious that not everyone on this forum thinks as highly of him as I do, but hopefully those negative thoughts will fade over time as Keith’s popularity grows. Keith is at his best when he is relaxed and focused, when his intellect rises out of the repression that was put there by the ROTC training he underwent in his late teens. One of the funnest times I ever had at Keith’s place was when he had some of the neighbors’ preteen children over. Keith rolled us a fat joint, and we passed it around while we watched Barney and friends on TV. Then after all the kids were high, Keith taught us how to play a very special game called ‘pet the kitty’. It was so much fun. You rock, Keith!!!!

    love,
    Ann Levin

  205. Thank you Ann! That was very kind of you to say all that! It’s true that I enjoy teaching children how to PHYSICALLY PLEASURE themselves (and me), and that this factors in with my PERFORMANCE ART, and even with my digital photomontage. People laugh when they find out about my affiliations with NAMBLA, but I don’t let it bother me, because I know that I just LOVE children (young boys, especially)and that this special love helps nourish the rest of me, like my ART and my LIFE. I am proud to have so many young friends, and one of my greatest heroes of all time is Oscar Wilde. SURREALISM NOW!!!!!!!

    Keith Wigdor

  206. Sad news, Surrealistas:

    Vale James Gleeson
    https://lerevdr.wordpress.com/2008/10/21/vale-james-gleeson/
    surrealist, critic and charming pessimist

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

  207. OMFG, this is very upsetting, and is a total blow to contemporary $urreali$mo. But it is heartening to know that Gleeson “came out of the closet to merge Surrealism with Abstract Expressionism.” Le Rev Dr., thankyou for sharing this news with us.

    Keith Wigdor

    p.s. Le Rev Dr., I wish to respond to your statement, “If you feel that you can endure the crying, binging, whoring, mood swings and the “special reverse hugs” he indulges in with children…” I think the way you portray me as a crying, binging, whoring, sperm-sucking pedophile is vewy, vewy unfair and taken out of context and proportion. Please stop this abuse and slander, otherwise i’ll have to go kwy!

  208. The result was do not include surrealismnow.com.–Natl1 (Talk Page) (Contribs) 19:46, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
    This is a straw poll to test for consensus. Should the following website: surrealismnow.com be included in the article? –Natl1 (Talk Page) (Contribs) 12:48, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
    ____________________________

    Support:
    [nobody thought that surrealismnow should be included in the wikipedia surrealism article.]

    Oppose:

    1) –sparkitTALK – Not as the article currently stands, which is that the current version does not include discussion of contemporary topics in Surrealism. Notability of this group has also been questioned, but I frankly don’t know where I’d stand on that question. –sparkitTALK 15:18, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

    2) surrealismnow.com is run by Keith Wigdor; there used to be an article on him, but it was deleted because he’s not notable–see Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Keith Wigdor. Consensus can change, obviously, but I don’t think Mr. Wigdor has become significantly more notable since that AfD, and I therefore think there shouldn’t be a link to his site. –Akhilleus (talk) 15:31, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

    3) Keith Wigdor’s surrealism.now link was originally included by him in the main surrealism article for the sake of free publicity. And since he is non-notable in the eyes of historians and also contemporary surrealist groups, his link has no place in any of the surrealism articles.–TextureSavant 00:37, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

  209. Oh, I agree !!!!
    http://newjersey.indymedia.org/en/2008/03/21185.shtml

  210. It’s certainly true that Keith is non-nontable. A complete vanity case from the very beginning.

  211. Oh, I angree!

  212. Jenny, I am not non-nontable. No, I am not notable, as Sparkit and TextureSavant have already said. Better get your fuckin facts right, sis. Bitch.

    Keith Wigdor, surrealist
    http://www.surrealismnow.com/pleasedonate.html

  213. This is very un-Wiki, shame on you Keith ! You stink.

  214. But I just wanted to get my link http://WWW.SURREALISMNOW.COM into the wiki-surrealism article! This is so UNFAIR!!!! I am going to HUNT YOU DOWN and KILL YOU!!!! I MEAN IT!! NO FUCKING AROUND THIS TIME, ASSHOLE!!!!!!! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!! VIVA LE WIGDOR!!!! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE GREATEST OF ALL THE $URREALI$MO HOBBYISTS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!

    I RULE!!!!

    Keith Wigdor, surrealist and gallery owner

  215. Oh, Brother Keith…

    please take a few moments to review your situation.

    I am certain that if I asked the next person I meet if he would want Keith Wigdor to dismantle the family unit, he would say no. Yet we all stand idly by while Keith claims that mediocrity is a worthwhile goal. He attributes the most distorted, bizarre, and ludicrous “meanings” to ordinary personality characteristics. For example, if you’re shy, Keith calls you “fearful and withdrawn”. If, instead, you’re the outgoing and active type, he says you’re “acting out due to trauma”. Why does Keith say such things? We should be able to look into our own souls for the answer.

    We should ALL take a few moments to examine our Souls.

    Brother Keith – your extreme (and vascilating) responses may be turning away the very audience you seek.

    No hunting,
    no killing,
    perhaps a cup of 3 minute noodles
    in a dimly lit room..?

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

  216. Wigdor truly believes that he answers to no one. It is just such mutinous megalomania, obnoxious egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Wigdor to trick us into trading freedom for serfdom. His theatrics are a logical absurdity, a series of deductions from a premise that has been denied. Speaking of absurdities, the more pressing news is that Keith Wigdor’s behavior is very dangerous and very destructive. Let me rephrase that: I, not being one of the many purblind pettifoggers of this world, no longer believe that trends like family breakdown, promiscuity, and violence are random events. Not only are they explicitly glorified and promoted by Wigdor’s unconscionable metanarratives, but he says that he wants to make life better for everyone. Lacking a coherent ideology, however, he always ends up giving rise to wily vandals.

  217. Dear Le Rev Dr,

    This is the real Keith Wigdor and there is a person that is impersonating me on your blog and they are leaving harrassing posts about me that are a personal attack against me. The person that is doing this is Lance Boyle (a.k.a. Greg Magro) who has a long history of stalking and harrassing me online. Le Rev Dr, I ask of your assistance to prevent this person from using your blog to further harrass me online. I appreciate your help and I will contact WordPress.com to file a complaint against the person that is using your blog to harrass me. Le Rev Dr, you have my E-mail address from the required field and I really need your help to prevent this person from using your blog to harrass me online.

    Thank you,
    Keith Wigdor
    kwigdor@si.rr.com
    http://www.myspace.com/keithwigdor

  218. Keith, this is mummy and daddy. Please come home. We don’t like it when you go out with that guy Mark. We want you home with us. Don’t forget to clean your room!

    http://newjersey.indymedia.org/en/2008/03/21782.shtml

    Ronald and Marguerite Wigdor

  219. “DURRRRRRRRR…..”
    -Keith Wigdor

  220. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!

  221. keith wigdor forgot to vote!!!

    http://snurl.com/4stp0

  222. À Gauche En Sortant De L’ascenseur!

  223. The extreme love is not Anything if you are down a broken adorns with stars! Forest of the echo the bird of dazzling hit is a destiny of pain that darkens Moonbeast, can do her here me calm Boy of Committee Luogo of SCREEEEE! Morphing that picks swamp of the criminal of the bright reggae of midday the remain of deformation (the worm is to mend) of unity of yellow warm inside the Leg Of The Nose. Another sprinkles, Boogawoozah !!!!!!!!! VIVA LE WIGDOR !!!!!

  224. Keith, please stop all this craziness.

  225. Michael, don’t worry about Keith. Ron and Marguerite and just about everyone else knows he’s got emotional problems, but you should just leave him alone. If you need to find me, I’ll be up in Wantagh. See you at the B’nai Torah temple this Friday.

  226. Wigdor, you really need to get a hold of yourself.

    http://nhindymedia.org/newswire/display/5927/index.php

  227. http://snurl.com/4stp0

    Now THAT is FUNNY! ;)

  228. Ah, Surrealismae,

    is Life not GOO?

    Just recently Br Frenchie Hazeltine offered

    “À Gauche En Sortant De L’ascenseur!”

    Bien fait mon gos!

    And Br Keith seems back on The Road to Nazareth:

    “extreme love is not Anything if you are down”

    and may I offer:

    swamp criminal of the dazzling midday pain –SCREEEEE!

    and, yes, this:

    *is* funny!

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

  229. Dear Rev,

    thankyou for so many kind words, especially for the ones about my blood relative, Keith, including his swamp criminality: SCREEEEEEEEEE!!!

    Burt Reynold’s wasn’t kidding when in the movie DELIVERANCE he was forced to SCREEEE like a pig. As you can see from this photo, my little Keithy has been through numerous similar situations, and all along the yellow-brick road to NAZARETH, as you say:

    Many blessings to you and your fantastic blog, Le Rev Dr.

    fondling yours,
    Peggy Wigdor, a New York Jew for Jesus

  230. I like how John McCain would maintain a very good relationship with Israel if he is elected president, and that’s why I’m going to vote for him next week. Even though he’s a goy, he’s still an effective politician. But Obama would probably sell Israel out to those muslims, ugh, I could never vote for someone like him, especially with him having such a mixed racial background. VIVE JOHN MCCAIN!!!!! MCCAIN/PALIN, 2008!!! BOOGA BOOGA!!!!!!!

    Ronald Wigdor

  231. Grits, Keithy !

  232. Sister Peggy,

    it is truly a *delight* to hear from you!

    Are you in regularly touch with Br Keith?
    This is one Soul that needs a little Care..

    I think he needs your Healing Hands

    (you can take the boy outta the swamp…)

    PS: Burt Reynolds is quite handsome eh?
    (and it’s not even his real name!)

    PPS: Has Br Keith “met Dorothy” yet?

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

  233. Das Leben der Anderen, Keith Wigdor! Achtung, baby!

  234. Hi everyone, this is Margie Wigdor, Keith’s mom. I just want to encourage all my internet friends out there to get out and vote for John McCain for president. I am VEWY exited to tell you all that not only is McCain the RIGHT choice, but he’s also the WIGHT choice. Please everyone, just go vote REPUBLICAN. I cant sleep at night with the thought of living in a country that has a NEGRO as president and commander in chief. GO JOHN MCCAIN!!!!!!!!!

    God bless WHITE AMERICA!!!
    Margie Wigdor

  235. Mom, you can be so crazy sometimes, do you know that!?! My name is Denise Wigdor, and I am pleased to announce that the entire Wigdor family is voting REPUBLICAN: Ron, Margie, Dennis, myself, Keith, and Michael.

    There are many of us WIGDORs in Staten Island, and some of us (Keith, Michael, Dennis and me) were test-tube baby clones created during the 60s. That’s why we’re all listed as being the same age in the FBI files.

    LETS KEEP AMERICA WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  236. This is Al Benway. I’m definitely voting REPUBLICAN this year. Dig my car collection!

  237. I am so fucking proud to be PRUSSIAN!!!!

  238. And I’m so fucking glad to have a whole bunch of Keith Wigdor photos!

    http://flickr.com/search/?q=keith&w=7973903%40N06

    Thankyou,
    Al Benway, Surrealist Uncle

  239. I’m Keith’s brother, Mike, and I’m a NYC detective!

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/7973903@N06/2070439554/

    Whenever Keith goes to jail for pedophile activities, I’m usually the one who pulls the strings to get him out!

  240. Oh SHIT! Now I’d really have to chill out if my detective brother MICHAEL WIGDOR found out about the kinds of harrassing stuff I’ve been doing online! I hope nobody tells him! It’s SCARY to think that the NYPD is just a phonecall away!!!!! BOOGA BOOGA!!!!!!

    Thankyou,
    Keith Wigdor, surrealist
    http://www.surrealismnow.com

  241. Le Rev Dr.,

    would you please pray for my soul?

  242. *AAAHHHOOOGGGAAAHHH* I ARE TEH OLD SKEWL LIEK ED KOCH!!1

  243. SCREEEEEEE!!!!!1

  244. Let’s keep America WHITE!

    Peg ‘Francine’ Wigdor, Keith’s mommy
    http://flickr.com/photos/7973903@N06/515393500/in/set-72157606786730547/

  245. Look at me! Look at me! I’m a PREGNANT SCHMOO!!!!!

    flickr.com/photos/7973903@N06/515487644/sizes/l/

  246. the only thing ‘surreal’ about keith wigdor the fat pigdor is his third chin.

  247. Biff, it’s important for everyone here to realize that Keith Wigdor isn’t the only pig in that family; his brother Mike is also a pig, both literally and figuratively. In fact, he is a cop. Check out his badge in this pic:

    http://flickr.com/photos/7973903@N06/480779046/sizes/l/in/set-72157606786730547/

    And then the women in that family don’t look very appetizing, either.

    Greg Magro, surrealist newsreporter

  248. http://flickr.com/photos/7973903@N06/1777613346/

    It looks like KW’s father was a cop, too. It’s a whole family of cops. No wonder Keith is all messed-up in the head. Most likely Keith would have gotten married and been a cop if it weren’t for his *problems*

    Yessir, Officer Wigdor!

  249. Apologies for the delay, Brother K,

    but let me assure you
    you are frequently in my Prayers.

    If you are truly concerned for your Soul
    perhaps you should get thee hence to a Church.

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

  250. Hi-ho, this is Keith Wigdor, the real one ; As many of you know I was born a female and since I was 14 I have been changing my body into a MAN’s body…As a gift for my birthday my grandfather has decided to finance my last sex change operation….I’M GETTING MY PENIS NEXT YEAR!

    Thanks gran’pa !

  251. Le Ciel, les oiseaux,… et ta mère, Keith Wigdor!

  252. Un pénis gagné est un pénis perdu.

    Henry David Thoreau

    http://flickr.com/photos/7973903@N06/2640231596/

  253. Mon nom est Keith Wigdor et je suis ici pour montrer le monde juste qui et ce qui suis je ! Tish, j’ai plaisir à sucer sur le pénis américain et je suis une putain d’art. Je suis également le clown du fonctionnaire NAMBLA de l’île de Staten.

    http://flickr.com/photos/7973903@N06/2393472752/

  254. Keith WIGDOR nadrealno je najbolj zabavno!!!! Vsakdo je umrl smejiš na vasi! Hahahahahaha !!!!

  255. Beware the Wigdor, my son!
    The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
    Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
    The frumious Bandersnatch!”

    He took his vorpal sword in hand:
    Long time the manxome foe he sought
    So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
    And stood awhile in thought.

    And, as in uffish thought he stood,
    The Wigdor, with eyes of flame,
    Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
    And burbled as it came!

    One, two! One, two! And through and through
    The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
    He left it dead, and with its head
    He went galumphing back.

    And, has thou slain the Wigdor?
    Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
    O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!’
    He chortled in his joy.

    `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe.

  256. Greetings fellow SURREALISTAS,

    I am a Mystic Surrealist from Boston who likes AUT. You might be pleased to learn that I went to AUT school, and that now I am very AUTISTIC. I also like to PAHTY with my AUT friends. Looking forward to meeting all of you at the next Staten Island AUT CONTEST!!!!!! I am a very important AUTIST, so please worship me.

    (the mysterious Steve Benway)

  257. ROFL!!!! Cousin Steve, how amazing and exeptional that for you ART and AUT are identical!!!!! AMMMMMMMAZING!

    Marg Regan, Boston area

  258. è pericoloso sporghersi, Keith !

  259. Будете ли вы жениться мне, Кeith Wigdor?

  260. rofl!! yeah, keith wigdor, Будете ли вы жениться мне!!

  261. I need to prove to everyone that I really am a surrealist. I cry myself to sleep at night because all the other surrealists have blocked me out. They say I am not talanted enough. Baloney I am real good. They say I have sold no works or published any stories. Or said anything worthy of printing in surrealism forums. They say that I Keith Wigdor am disruptive to all the forums and surrealist forums. They better let me in or I will put them in usenet like I had to do with Peteet Peytoonyah when she said I wasnt a surrealist.

  262. Surrealistae!

    May I suggest a bSummit
    to sort all this out?

    We cannot present such a public face.

    The Southern Hemisphere is quite accommodating
    at this time of year.

    On the other hand,
    a Surrealista Summit in Shangri-La may be more appropriate…

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr

  263. Le Rev Doctor, you’re absolutely right that a Shangri-La Summit for us surrealistas might be the right thing to do. Please add my name to the activity list.

    SURREALISM NOW!

  264. what does any of these flames have to do with the rev,s blog? The surreal nonsense is played out.

  265. Yeah, this whole thread is dumb. Le Rev Dr, you should delete this entire thing.

    Mike Wigdor, Detective, NYPD 9th prct.

  266. Surrealistae,

    I guess It Is Time…

    I received this the other day:

    Dear Le Rev Dr,

    Hello Le Rev Dr. This is the real Keith Wigdor. It has come to my attention that your blog, “SALVATION” The Fall of Society, here at,
    https://lerevdr.wordpress.com/2007/12/08/the-fall-of-society/
    has comments posted in your ‘Leave a Comment’ section, where there is a user impersonating me and using your blog to humiliate and harrass me online.

    Le Rev Dr. I do respect you and your blog, and I need to ask you for your sincere help. I only ask this of you because I am deeply upset over these posts that this user that is using your blog’s comment section to leave posts that intentionally harrass me. I pray that you can help me and please stop the person from leaving posts in your blog for the sole purpose to harrass me online.

    I do not want to trouble or burden you with any issues here, I just do not want my name defamed and slandered online in your blog. I know that you can understand.

    Its just not fair to me or to you where your blog is being misused by others. I know that you are not responsible for other people’s actions, but I ask of you to please have a heart and consider that your own blog’s comments section is being used by this certain user solely for the purpose of harrassing me within your blog and the content of those posts have nothing to do with you, Le Rev Dr. Also, you can check the ip address of the person leaving the posts and just stop them. Or you can just delete all posts with “Keith Wigdor” in them, which I pray that you do.
    Please help me and stop this abuse.

    Sincerely,
    Keith Wigdor

    SO, after 265 comments, I am switching them off.

    Blessings,

    Le Rev Dr


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