What a day, Parishioners –
I went to Melbourne!
An interview for a position in a New Parish!
All in all, a 14h day.
You may recall, Parishioneristas,
that I went down
to Melbourne Town.
It turns out that things turned out pretty well!
I am moving down
to Melbourne Town!
I must tell, however,
of My Go Bag.
I panicked for *DAYS* over this trip –
perhaps the most important interview o’ my life –
I spent at least seven days
preparing for this.
I knew EVERYTHING about the company
I knew EVERYTHING about the Directors and the Interviewers.
I prepared well.
Fisherman’s Friend Lozenges (some)
Sexy Harry Potter specs
(I wore my sexy sepia sunglasses)
[ & took out my Pirate earring]
eye drops (very useful!)
black pens (2)
new black folder (+ documents)
analgesic/calmative (1 bottle)
[nail file removed due to Nazi airline policies]
ear plugs (2 only)
chewing gum (2 tablets)
muffins (2- almonds & stuff – thank you Br T)
that’s about it.
Le Rev Dr