OH YOU ARE FUCKING SACKED YOU SACK OF SHIT

YOU ARE FUCKING SACKED YOU FUCKING SACK OF SHIT!!!

FUNNY NOT FUNNY

I WUILL NEVER BELIEVE A FUCKING THING YOU SAY ARSEHOLE

Punishment Sack

im sorry sweetie

i am so sorryit was an accident

can i please come over?

i am so sorry

i love you

I HEART WORDPRESS:

Friday, August 22, 2008

Two bums argue over who is the better panhandler, loser gets stabbed

http://www.eveningsun.com/ci_10213713
I didn’t even try to make up a funny/witty headline for this story. The story is funny enough by itself. Unreal!

PITTSBURGH—Pittsburgh police say one homeless man was stabbed by another after they argued over who was the better panhandler.

Here’s a reenactment of the event:
Bum #1: “I’m a bigger piece of shit!”
Bum #2: “NO! I AM a bigger piece of shit!”
Bum #1: “Forget begging for money, let’s see how good you are at begging for your life!”
*Bum #1 pulls out shank, stabs Bum #2*

The men began arguing in an area where homeless people are known to encamp about 4:15 p.m. Thursday. that’s when police say Milburn cut the other man in the neck using kitchen shears.

Police say the men were arguing about which of them was the best panhandler on the city’s North Side, a neighborhood that contains the city’s pro sports stadiums.

thid is how long it takes: ontains the city’s pro sports stadiums. thid is how long it takes: 0.06 sec.

Being able to shank someone with a shiv is an important part of being a bum. The stabber bum clearly showed he had the more well rounded bum-skills with his on-point (pun intended) shanking of the “victim” bum.

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