She Shall Have Rings on Her Fingers & Toes


hullo sweetie – thank you for coming to visit this morning –

i love you – is that enough? – probly not, but let’s see..
did you get my call at 11 o’clock?

(I pour myself a double sympathy – isn’t that *brilliant*??? The Priestess & The FoolThis One’s From The Heart)

The younger Ms Lu

I have, Parishioners, shares in a rat.

Whoda thunkit? Anyway, Rat Girl was pretty rawk!

shiny things – she shall have rings on her fingers & toes/
she shall have
me whenever she goes…
(my legs are aching/my eyes are sore/
& i haven’t washed my jeans in three months or more…
you’re beautiful/& y make *go*)
{please remind me to play those for y}

[oh, Hell; here:]

fixed your mp3 player
taught you how to make risotto – no way are you even remotely Italian, gurly!
washed yr screens
Carmen is NOT Miranda – please do not confuse them – it gets me in heaps of shit – with BOTH o them!
i am – slowly – turning the guys into Gentlemen – thank you for noticing –
they are becoming increasingly lively, showing much more interest in The Outside World, beginning to chatter  – and even to sing!
Someday, if we can convince them to wear their dungarees, they shall be fit to attend the local school!
i *LOVE* this black fungus! (not between your toes tho…)

fungus_toe_chick and utensil
Obligations must be discharged TONIGHT! – I’d rather fuck with lawyers than y when yr grumpy.
how *do* you change your temperature so rapidly? – this is interplanetary ski11z – we don’t have that here… and, NO, i am NOT lending you to peter garrett! (oh, penny wong might be OK tho; if i can watch… )
fucking melbourne weather doesn’t even matter while i have you
got a handmade gorilla card from Ma Mere! – coincidence?
i think not…
From Gorilla Bananas:

With any luck, the next British parliament will be packed [ha!] with rich celebrities [not really an oxymoron, is it?] who can afford their own dildos. Richard Branson has a collection big enough for the entire House of Commons. Esther Rantzen, Delia Smith and Lulu [doesn’t that make “Downtown” a *much* sexier song?] have their own custom-made devices. Tom Jones is essentially a walking dildo. [wha?] [Oh – Delia *doesn’t* use hers for that…]

Mrs Lu-Garrett-Wong on a fine day
paid the credit card & gas bill
treated 52 idiots ranging in age from two to twenty-three years
and note that an improvement is already observable
applied for a for Pet Shelter Fashionista job in Frankston – they could really use me there – I have shares in a rat now…
burn that denim, then, Hell; y can do *anything*!
the ladies? they just roll their eyes…

Mrs and Ms Lu


Le Rev Dr

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