Kathy Evison


Been watchan, Parishioners,

Diagnosis: Murder (TV series 1993–2001)

(a most guilty pleasure)


In this one particular episode,

Blood Ties (#6.21, 1999)

I notice A Delightful Little Chipmunk!


Kathy Evison!


 a *most* delightful little chipmunk!

Date of Birth: 16 January 1963, Boulder City, Nevada, USA
Birth Name: Kathleen G. Evison
Height: 5′ 9″ (1.75 m)

Kathy Evison’s father is employee of the National Park Service. By the age of 18 she had moved with her family as much as 20 times from one park to another, including Grand Canyon, Sequoia and her favorite: Grand Tetons. She financed her college education by modeling, including appearances all over the world in television commercials and magazines like Shape [Shape, Parishioners!],  Self and Seventeen. She graduated cum laude with a degree in ***rhetoric*** [Parishioners!] from the University of California at Davis. After her decision to switch to acting, she appeared at first in two Spelling productions: “The Heights” (1992) and “Beverly Hills, 90210” (1990) before she got a regular in “SeaQuest DSV” (1993).

other details about Kathy Evison, like tattoos, hook-ups or relationships...

Pimp Milton Wilder is shot in an alley by women. An embezzled businessman who finds his partner also cheated him with his wife fails to kill him, follows the paramedics to Community General and fails again in Jesse’s OR because of a crazily daring intervention from Steve’s LAPD colleague detective Taylor Lucas, the new partner of more orthodox rising vice squad star Amy Devlin, detailed to assist Steve in the Wilder case, but first they must arrest bail-jumper Laurette Stipe in a biker bar, which leads to a gun-fight killing Stipe with a bullet matching the Wilder murder, as it was planted by Lucas who was among his killers.

[that, Parishioners, is one sentence!]

Their investigation and deception go on, till they come too close to Mark, who works out the medical link between the victims and its relevance, while the killers…

considerably bleaker than most other black writers of the time

A more concise synopsis:

Episode Score:  8.4 Great

16 votes

Absurdly bland episode lacks the usual Goldberg/Rabkin sizzle. Two female vice-officers uncover four corrupt female homicide cops who murder felons to harvest their organs for those more deserving.

I had an alien morph into my body so I could make out with Mark Hamill


Two female vice-unit detectives — the calm and professional Detective Amy Devlin (Evison) and her hotheaded partner, Detective Taylor Lucas (McLellan), a former special agent for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives — are investigating the murder of local pimp Milton Wilder and uncover a conspiracy by four corrupt female police officers who murder felons (including Wilder and Laurette Stipe, a bail-jumping gunrunner biker Devlin and Taylor were pursuing) to harvest their organs for the most-seriously-ill patients using the Violent Criminal Apprehension Program (VICAP) DNA database of felons and the organ-donor registry.

The episode Blood Ties was filmed as a pilot episode for a spin off series called Whistlers which would have starred her and Zoe McLellan.  Ultimately, the show wasn’t picked up by the network…

I started referring to Henderson as 'The Sea Slut'

PS!  The New Adventures of Flipper:

  • Jessica Alba [!] as Maya Graham (Seasons 1-2)
  • Gus Mercurio [!] as Cap (Seasons 2-4)
  • Skye Patch [!] as Courtney Gordon (Season 3 (recurring), Season 4)

Jessica Alba almost had dolphin sex once




There were several Tabathas until Erin Murphy took over the role in season five. Similarly, there were multiple babies…

One of several Tabathas

Murphy also starred on Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling series – Erin’s wrestling persona is Mistress of Mayhem

• Watch Erin and her giant Leon Berger puppy “Zuma” on Groomer Has It on Animal Planet
• Watch Erin use power tools and build flagstone steps on Over Your Head on HGTV
• Watch Erin on Disney family.com Parentpedia
• Watch for Erin hosting a tour of the Warner Brothers Ranch and Sunset Gower Studios on the upcoming Bewitched Box Set
• Erin is a luxury lifestyle writer for http://www.julib.com. Read her beauty picks
• Watch for Erin promoting Verge Living, a mixed-use residential / retail development in Downtown Las Vegas
• Erin is a regular panelist on the Reality Remix Weekend show on the Fox Reality Channel. Check your local listings for days and times.
• Watch Erin on CNN Headline News as a Celebrity With a Cause
• Watch Erin on several episodes of Craft Lab on the DIY Network
• Read an interview that Erin did in an upcoming issue of A & U Magazine
• Watch for Erin hosting the Ab Shark infomercial for Thane!
• Watch Erin on the E! Special: 50 Cutest Child Stars All Grown Up. Check your local listings

celebrity spokesperson
She is the celebrity spokesperson for Verge Living, her husband Darren is the president


You may know me as Clarissa or Sabrina but my favorite role yet is Mommy to my two little boys Mason and Braydon!

Clarissa or Sabrina?

Melissa was taken by surprise by her new-found fame and became more guarded and cautious about her surroundings and whom she associated herself with.

My Current Fan Mail Address is:
Melissa Joan Hart
1069 Main Street
Suite 397
Holbrook, NY 11741
Don’t forget a SASE that can hold an 8×10″ photo, and your DVD cover insert from NINE DEAD for me to sign!!
Thanks :)

Sabrina the Teenage Witch


This series is one of the single most Trope Overdosed and Lampshade Hanging shows in existence with over a thousand references strewn across this wiki.

This series also has its own Analysis page, Character Page, recap page, Crowning Moments of Awesome, Wild Mass Guessing, Ho Yay, Hey It’s that guy! page, Trivia page, Haiku page [yea!] and (of course) Headscratchers pages. Sadly, it has no Congressional pages. (That we know of.)

Buffy’s success has led to hundreds of tie-in products, including novels, comics, and video games

High school as a horror movie

Being a teen idol is what I’ve waited for my whole life
Sarah Michelle Gellar

Her nickname is Sassy

• She originated the role of Kendall Hart on the ABC daytime soap opera All My Children
• Gellar also played an ex-porn star in Richard Kelly’s Southland Tales
• Gellar was estranged from her father until his death from liver cancer
• At the audition, Gellar read her own lines
• As a child, Gellar modelled for magazines

She was voted worlds sexiest woman

• Gellar also met co-star Sydney Penny, with whom she remains friends
Les Liaisons Dangereuses featured a kiss between Gellar and co-star Selma Blair that won the two the “Best Kiss” award
• Gellar and co-star Ryan Phillippe developed a convincing emotional charge
• Gellar is effective as a bright girl who knows exactly how to use her act as a tramp
• She is only 5′ 3″ tall

"Rhonda the Immortal Waitress" was really the first incarnation of the Buffy concept

A young-looking witch named Samantha meets and marries a mortal named Darrin Stephens. While Samantha pledges to forsake her powers and become a typical suburban housewife, her magical family disapproves of the mixed marriage and frequently interferes in the couple’s lives. Most female witches have names ending with the soft “-a” sound. Most notably, Samantha often “twitches” her nose to perform a spell. The main setting for most scenes is the Stephens’ house at 1164 Morning Glory Circle. Samantha’s mother, Endora, is the chief antagonist. Endora loathes mortals. Samantha’s father, Maurice, is an urbane thespian.

The series is noted for having a number of major cast changes, often due to illness or death of the actors

Even though Elizabeth Montgomery played Samantha’s identical twin cousin, Pandora Spocks is credited as playing Serena starting in season 6 as an inside joke by Ms. Montgomery and her husband William Asher. The term is a corruption of Pandora’s Box.

In June 1992, Montgomery and her former Bewitched co-star Dick Sargent were Grand Marshals at the Los Angeles Gay Pride Parade

I want to be a woman and to have my own man

Minerva McGonagall

Minerva McGonagall is Deputy Headmistress, head of Gryffindor House, Professor of Transfiguration and Headmistress at Hogwarts. McGonagall is tall and rather severe-looking, with black hair typically drawn into a tight bun. She wears emerald green robes, a pointed hat, and always has a very prim expression. She is a sprightly 70-year-old and wears square spectacles that match the markings around the eyes of her Animagus form of a silver tabby cat. She has a fondness for tartan, and her handkerchief, dressing gown, and dress robes are patterned with it.

 an exceptional duellist capable of holding her own against much younger and more agile foes
Dame Margaret Natalie Smith, DBE, better known as Maggie Smith, is known as one of Britain’s pre-eminent actresses.

• She was awarded the 1984 London Evening Standard Theatre Award for Best Actress for her performance in The Way of the World.
• She was awarded the 1981 London Evening Standard Theatre Award for Best Actress for her performance in Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
• She was awarded the 1994 London Evening Standard Theatre Award for Best Actress for her performance in Three Tall Women.
• Portrayed by Ian McKellen on Saturday Night Live (1975).

In 2003, she became the seventeenth performer to win the Triple Crown of acting.
Oscars: Best Actress, The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie (1969) & Best Supporting Actress, California Suite (1978),
Tony: Best Actress – Play, Lettuce and Lovage (1990), and
Emmy: Best Actress – Miniseries/Movie, My House in Umbria (2003)

perhaps the world's best respected Essex Girl

Nicole Kidman

evil hook-nosed witch

Kristy Hinze


I must admit, Parishioners,

that I had never heard of Sister Kristy

but she graces the cover of the cover of the launch issue of SHAPE magazine

I am fascinated!

don't let your feelings make you fat

In preparation for a major fashion shoot

the room is abuzz!

Somehow, Kristy maintains a presence.

Ani DiFranco (who has obviously been to Bali & succumbed) sez

everyone harbours a secret hatred
for the prettiest girl in the room

but Kristy’s completely down-to-earth personality and calm aura

allow no room for ill feeling.

Kristy cheesecake

The woven leather “Kristy” handbag sold out nationwide in just days

Kristy has “always found that there was a bit of a hole in the market for good-looking golf wear”

She is married to James H. Clark who is, among other thangs, founder of Silicon Graphics and Netscape and co-producer of the movie The Cove (Kristy studies marine biology and is a vociferous advocate of all issues related to marine life and safety. Kristy takes exception to Japanese whaling and appeared to call for the whalers to be put to death, stating “I think we should do to the whalers what they’re doing to the whales“)

Clark is 36 years Hinze’s senior.

Kristy and Jim wedding

Kristy confesses to getting bored in the gym

Kristy takes each day and squeezes every last drop from it

Clark has been married four times and has two children. In 2000, his daughter Kathy married Chad Hurley, co-founder of YouTube. The divorce from his third wife, Nancy Rutter, is reported to have cost him $125 million in cash and assets in the settlement. Soon afterwards he began dating Australian model Kristy Hinze, who became his fourth wife when they married in the British Virgin Islands on March 22, 2009.

the funky Chris Hinze and his Bamboo Magic

Kristy finds that being married brings security

Kristy sticks to the basics; cleanses, tones and moisturises

Every morning, Kristy gets up, goes for a walk and has a cup of coffee

Kristy and her donkey

She is the granddaughter of that odious toad Russ Hinze

whose only Saving Grace is that in 1971, whilst still on the back bench, he was part of a plot within the Country Party parliamentary wing to topple the utterly corrupt and ultimately Evil Joh Bjelke-Petersen that failed only through the votes of Bjelke-Petersen himself and two proxies (we shall hunt you down and publicly shame and humiliate you – COWARDS!)

Nonetheless, in February 1988, Hinze resigned from State Parliament due to being mentioned in the Fitzgerald Inquiry conducted into the corruption scandal of the Bjelke-Petersen era of politics.

Russ Hinze

I saw him on television describing why he would rather be a bulldog than a mouse,

but he was shown as a bulldog with dark glasses and a white cane

outside a casino and brothel in the Valley that had a flashing neon light,

saying he did not know there were any there.

Mr Russell Hinze posing with Kris O'Neil, Jennifer Olsen, Brenda Spence and Patricia Hughes

The woven leather “Kristy” handbag sold out nationwide in just days

Kristy has “always found that there was a bit of a hole in the market for good-looking golf wear”

Kristy finds that being married brings security

Kristy and Jim having a wedding

Kristy is needed back on the set of the fashion shoot

where her face becomes a busy canvas for the makeup artist’s brushes

Kristy and her grass

Wind Farm Jenny – Master Builder’s Woman

Who has a nephew who is also named Ray Liotta who plays on a wind farm?

Who believes in doing Good and doing Right?

Jenny – Master Builder’s Woman

(1983 TV episode – I loves you Jenny…  OH- ! no, not you, Jenny! sorry. Jesu i messed this up …. ANYWAY –  I only love melanie and Rachel Ward)

Intense is the word for Ray Liotta. He specializes in psychopathic

there are no pictures of Sr Liotta and Professor Einstein  on teh Luvverley Interwebs

# Bind to this address

#Listen to connections
#Respect applications.

keep your monkey hand offa her monkey!

Archive Footage:
  1. Oscar, que empiece el espectáculo (2008) (TV) (uncredited) …. Himself

and now there’s me, Martha



an outstanding role modele

Piscataway Mabey Bridge supply flavor and crunch.
Broken nuts give crunch. Liotta acquired  13000

where is the rest of this?

UNFORGETTABLE (STAR) 1/2 David Krane Ray Liotta Martha Briggs Linda Fiorentino Don Bresler Peter Coyote Stewart…terrific movies. …

mrs mick dundee?

you keep your hands offa her, monkey man!

(pete, go right ahead but try to allow her to retain her Dignity)

there are no pictures of Sr Liotta and Martha Stewart on teh Luvverley Interwebs

NEW YORK  —  Here’s something Ray Liotta and Virginia Madsen won’t be putting on their resumes: stars of the first new TV show to bite the dust this fall.

“Smith,” the Tuesday night CBS drama with Liotta leading a band of high-stakes thieves, is off the schedule, the network said Friday. It will be replaced temporarily

(if you are related to Mr Michael Madsen i just take it all back right now. sorry. really, sorry)

obama has just ordered “a responsible pullout”

i think i like him

The *Other* Martha


there are no pictures of That Wikkid Divil

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yea;  right…

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New Melanie

Jesu, Parishioners –



I never imagined this would happen again –

it’s happening again…

Spanish Candy - is that Candida?

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I am in  trubble

you know how when xxxx was away
I got seth in a whole fuckan mess o trubble?

I am in trubble

not even a hint
but I am*feelan* it…

she is 18
and *Possible*!!!

perhaps this Purge
shall purge me…

Jesu, Beloved Lilac Jesu,
hopefully it’s just the migraine…

[but really, she is beautiful!]


Reply to all


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Subject: trubble
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I would inter-vent if I possibly could. Suffice to remind you what happened to Pollock, J. when he pulled the same stunt at about the same time of life.

The Science of Irreducible Loveliness

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this is where is all started falling to bits!

I am, however, wasted on codeine…


I am screwing my courage to Ling Po and hoping for the Best
she is my Private Secret Baby
but I cannot trust Seth.
I may only caress her in his Dreams…
(unlike that nerdy Pony chick in those crime series
who is routinely violated regardless of her appearance on TV)

Imagine that (again & again), Sir;
A Private Secret Lady

all of your own…

Laudanum & a Trust fund

I fucking miss you my Brother


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*OUR* New House

In *OUR* New House

I want one Helen Mirren

and one Sophie

and one Lee Sayles

and a pile of fresh pillows


in every room.

Why can’t I find a picture of her?

(I am watching her fight with bitchy Greer on TV)

Johnny Fucking Depp has more fucking bodyguards than I have patience; you may sleep well, Brother Depp


I have, of late, Parishioners,

come to despise this box…

Why is it SO FUCKING SLOW???

If there be something I can do to fix it

please let me know –

knife in the eye for the first person to mention a bigger drive or more memory…

I would have her:

a real page three girl!

Meanwhile, here’s this:

these guys are funny because I don’t get {most of} it…
Apocolypse Floss

You can tell a lot about a person by which kind of floss, if any, they use. First we have the non-waxers. They like it rough and wild, unafraid to get up in their mouths with a hard-core attitude. Then there’s the waxed floss users. A bit more refined, delicate. Maybe they even like their floss garnished with the smooth taste of mint. It’s a more glamorous, elegant method. For example, when flossing their delicate bottoms, I definitely prefer my ladies to be waxed. I myself use a decidedly fancy-pants method. It’s probably cause I’m a bit more, shall we say….aristocratic than the average pleb. That’s why I always floss my teeth with crisp dollar bills. As my fellow money flosser Robert Duvall once told me: “Dollar bills, son. I love the taste of ink died, coke stained, dollar bills in the morning. You know, one time I had eaten raw sturgeon and gefilte fish for twelve hours. When it was all over I flossed with a crisp dollar bill. I didn’t find one of ’em, not one stinkin’ dink food scrap. The taste, you know that crisp bill taste, the whole mouth. Tasted like… victory.”

And I would have her:

Helena Bonham Carter and Rachel Ward all passeled up in one convenient passel for my convenience

August 29, 2006

A Piece Of Actr-ASS
You call that a knife? This is a knife! [replace “knife” with “contest”]. Here’s the latest chance for us to make you a winner. The prize? A mix cd entitled SkinnySlim: The Best of The Pony. The disc will not only feature the most exclusive compilation of Pony Tracks posted by yours truly, but also one-of-a-kind, personalized artwork! All you have to do is wrap your head around a simple brain teaser. Only three of the following ten actresses have NOT appeared nude on film:

Toni Collette
Kyra Sedwick
Rene Zellweger
Stockard Channing
Laura Linney (?)
Sally Field [you are bloody joking, aren’t you – please?]
Marcia Gay Harden (?)
Marilu Henner (who, apart from trivia queens like me, remembers her?)
Rene Russo
Diane Wiest (?)

[who are these people?]

Name one (only ONE!) of those three modest actresses. I will then randomly choose three winners from the pile of correct answers. Email your guess to SkinnySlim@BadmintonStamps.com. Contest ends this Friday. And when you’ve scrubbed your mind of the image of those ladies naked, you can take solace in Richard Avedon’s pubic friendly pic of Miss Chan Marshall (nsfw).

Here is a picture of Helena Bonham Carter Burton Monkey Girl because it’s about time she stopped taking herself seriously:

I actually had a crush on her - AND I saw her do the monkey thang on Parky - I am mean because she rejected me!

I have had enough of this shitty software – I can’t be bothered spending the HOURS AND HOURS it takes to make things look right Fucking Ray Liotta/Johnny Depp Belarussian Conspiracy shit!

Why can’t I put in a simple fucking para break?
[allright – I just spent the extra two hours and got it looking reasonable…]

{Jesu – it’s now 3 am & I think it looks reasonable –

not to my standard, but perhaps acceptable, given my constraints…

I should get some sleep, Parishioners…}

Am I too stupid for this conspiracy?

Hell, I already know it’s there…



oh, because they’re free, dickhead…

Or I send you this:

scarey with witches

but, as always, we like to end on a joiyeuse note

so here is some unrestrained loveliness from Mrs Burton:

has anyone seen “L’Espagnola”?

All I Wants for Christmas

I am very keen, Parishioners,

to begin again in 2008.

I wants to squeeze thems

I shall buy new shoes,

stereos for both Ponies

and I want these:

Art becomes more personal if you let yourself become involved.


Bloons! I wants them bloons!

Exposing her inner self through art exhibitions could conflict with the success of MythBusters

Some of her preferred sculpting materials are polymer clay, various found objects, acrylic gouache, wood and metals.

Karen O has been noted for her sense of fashion, wearing over-the-top outfits made by her friend, fashion designer Christian Joy [what a beautiful name!]

She made a brief appearance in an episode of “Dharma and Greg

She had her breasts plaster-casted by Cynthia Plaster Caster in 2003. She won Spin Magazine’s Sex Goddess Award in both 2004 and 2005. [is that all?] In 2006 she was named one of rock’s hottest women by Blender. In 2007 Karen placed #3 on Spinner.com’s Women Who Rock Right Now. [and Mia Dyson?]

SuicideGirls > Interviews > Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Karen O

Missy Suicide: Hi, how are you?
Karen O: Good, how are you?

Need more incentive, Parishioners?

I wants them purties…

People who like Karen O also like Unkle Bob


This gets serious now, Parishioners!

The K.O. At Home Demo Leak

On December 10, 2006, a home-recorded album titled KO at Home was leaked via an invite-only bittorrent tracking site [which?] The album, originally a personal gift to Dave Sitek of the NYC band TV on the Radio, was discovered inside a suitcase Sitek left behind in a New York City apartment. The disc’s 14 tracks and scan of the cover — a photograph of Karen O with a poem written by Oscar Wilde on the back — quickly spread. The music news site stereogum.com broke the story of the leak the following morning and continued their coverage when Sitek lashed out at the fan who leaked the demos.Eventually Sitek followed up his comments with an apology letter. Karen O’s response to the leak was “shit happens” and although she was somewhat “grossed out,” she offered advice on which of the mp3s she liked the best, namely the tracks “Pumpkin” and “Snakes and Worms“. The demos are still floating around online.

*new* Karen! (sorry, Old Karen…)

Jesu, the more I discover about her

the more imaginary she becomes – I want one!

Can anyone help?

Blessings in advance

Le Rev Dr

Die Hard


Brother J dropped off a DVD of Die Hard on the weekend.

Die Hard 4.0
Die Hard 4
Die Hard 4: Die Hardest
Die Hard: Reset
Die Hard: Tears of the Sun
Live Free or Die Hard

I just caught a snatch of it…

Now, Parishioners are aware of my love of pixies

and who is that *lovely*
little pixie playing Lucy McClane?


Why, it’s Mary Elizabeth Winstead!

She has been called a scream queen, à la Jamie Lee Curtis

Seen on TV shows like CBS drama Touched by an Angel and its spin-off, Promised Land


Ranked #92 on Maxim’s Hot list 2007

Isn’t she lovely?


And what else do I now have to run out & see?

Grindhouse, apparently


Directed by Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez!


and starring Rose McGowan!


And here’s my sexy pixie:


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