29/11/11
A SHITTY day here at The Reverendry, Parishioners,
one may only Hope thangs improve…
ANYHOW, to bring you’all up to date,
here is The News:
Many developmental abnormalities – e.g. cleft palate – arise from changes in gene signalling
“I can envision a day when we eliminate such defects in the womb” says Jill
The Cleft Palate Foundation is a non-profit organization dedicated to optimizing the quality of life for individuals affected by facial birth defects.
Abzhanov dreams of turning chickens back into the dinosaurs they evolved from
Albertson crossed blue chiclid fish and was surprises to find that some of the offspring were red
the fossil record is incomplete and mathematical modelling is boring
Wikipedia sez: An alligator is a crocodilian in the genus Alligator of the family Alligatoridae. There are two extant alligator species: the American alligator (Alligator mississippiensis) and the Chinese alligator (Alligator sinensis)
The name alligator is an anglicized form of el lagarto, the Spanish term for “lizard”
Alligators remain almost unchanged since the Cretaceous
The alligator is notorious for its bone-crushing bites
Smaller & More Efficient!
A study of Taiwanese reveals that just HALF!
the recommended amount of daily exercise
adds three years to your life!
“the highest measured level was 36 millisieverts, well below the dose considered dangerous”
volunteers found 69 new planet candidates – using their eyes
there are no plans to vaccinate against cholera because it is expensive –
the best vaccine is soap and water, says Sandy
younger siblings of children with autism are 19% more likely to develop the condition
the latest study in families with more than one autistic child suggests genetics plays a role
The World Health Organisation took 30 stool samples this month
acute watery diarrhoea is often a prelude to cholera
In effect, turtles flip their ribcage inside out to produce a shell
Staff Writer Goes For Pulitzer!
“cool spells would be minor detours on the road to a warmer world”
“it was equally likely that sea ice would increase or decrease” says Jennifer
a modelling study says greenhouse gas emissions and natural variations…
she used a state-of-the-art model to tease humans and non-humans
in 19 out of the last 20 La Niñas, storm clouds have bypassed Texas
“without more details, anyone who claims they can give an explanation is” spouting shit.”
in June, the most recent month for which there is data…
in 2009, the most recent year for which data is available…
riots in england were sparked by the shooting of a man by police
surprisingly, social science and psychology are more likely to provide insights
riots are carried out by groups of people with a common understanding of the world
the doctor says maybe it’s a bacterial infection, and gives you antibiotics; or maybe it’s a virus so here’s a decongestant, and have some antibiotics anyway…
your doctor tried different drugs until one worked – diagnosis by treatment
1000 °C is much too hot for clouds
That’s all for today, Parishioners!
SALVATION! 
this is indeed a worthy breakthrough let me congratulate you on your impeccable science now i gotsta run me some numbers
Brother Perry,
the Universe is indeed a Most Surprising and Delightful place!
it is a profound *Pleasure* to communicate its Wonders!
Blessings,
Le Rev Dr
PS: let us know how the numbers turn out