Long Black Hair & a Red Red Dress

23-11-10

Me & Olleter! on stage

never done this piece before

I wuz thinkan – B3, broken (not ruined) piano; accordion even?

we agreed upon bandoneón

le bandoneon“Ladies and Gentlemen

I announce

I give you *The Genius*

that is – Olleter!

I whispered “start in D minor
(*The* Saddest Chord O Teh Universe)

& sneaked off to the bar
while he ran the intro:

Olleter!

Three shots o Cointreau
& a HUGE glass o water please

& returned to the stage:

This is a sad sad song – I need some help;
I need a volunteer…

I want a girl
with Long Black Hair
and a Red Red Dress;

– but I’ll settle for a little less…

long black hair and a red red dress

I want you to be my mic stand:
press your sexy arse up against me –


I will wrap my arms around you
& squeeze
when I need to

and promise

to try

SO HARD

never to touch your breasts…”

red dress bandoneon Susan Sarandon?

A beautiful young lady obliges

When she is correctly positioned,
with the mic over her shoulder
and her soft little arse pushing back into me

I distribute the Cointreau –
don’t drink it yet

I turn to Maestro Ollatero

and ask him to begin:

This is the story o Melanie

I breathe

over the shoulder

of my microphone girl

short brown hair and a Big Red Dress

I tell the story,

she closes her eyes

smiles sexy at the audience
and writhes

I keep my arm *tight* around her waist –
I can NOT let her go

but when she presses back into me
I relax my grip…

Drink the Cointreau…

she listens to the story –
and pushes back harder

Drink the Cointreau, baby

I give her mine

Melanie’s Story ends,
my mic stand is limp in my arms –
my arm around her waist again,
holding her up

I escort her back to her seat
kiss her on the cheek –
thank you, baby
I don’t need to whisper

Melanie's evening-gown.

and return to the stage:
The Genius that is Olleter!
finishes in a major key

but everyone is crying
even the bargirl….

I bow my head –
thank you,
thank you very much…

I extend my arms:
Olletter!

and my gracious assistant;

Melanie…”

no-one can applaud –

silence

tears

we did it

melts

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8 CommentsLeave a comment

  1. the last dress, where can I find it! i have to have it!

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    I am quite proud (yes, it is a sin, i shall seek forgiveness…) of this post. All the pics are from a Google images search for, surprisingly, “red dress” I hope you can track it down.

    Blessings, Le Rev Dr

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